brainjob

When someone blows your mind.

Person 1: "Yeah frank works at McDonalds now."
Person 2: "Didn't he graduate from medical school like 2 years ago?"
Person 1: "Yeah, but the whole divorce thing..."
Person 2: "Wow you just gave me a brainjob."

brainjob by 7ruth December 19, 2007

Brainjovi 

A Brainjovi is someone who does minimal research on a given product, buys it and expects it to work straight out of the box with no effort on their part. Brainjovies are apt to become defensive when others point out the limitations of this method, and prefer to return or destroy the product before admitting any complicity in it's not working for them. They are usually impatient, easily offended and have difficulty expressing ideas, processing explanations from others and understanding figurative language.

"He didn't know that a gun won't fire without bullets, what a Brainjovi"

A "This double edge razor won't shave my face, I paid good money for it, and expect it do it's job!"

B "Did you put a blade in it?"

A "You have to put a blade in it? That's really not fair! I'm sending it back"

B "Oh jeez, you are such a brainjovi"

A "You said to screw it up in a ball, but I cannot see a screw or a ball. What's with that..?"

B "I'll draw you a diagram... brainjovi"

Brainjovi by Swabnaz September 25, 2018

brain job 

when your gf/bf covers your nose with their mouth and blows up your nostrils giving you a weird tingly feeling in your head

I was making out with my boyfriend when he decided to give me a brain job. he is so weird

brain job by suckmyash September 5, 2015

Brain Job 

The act of getting a brain freeze during a blowjob

hey, baby wanna give me a brain job

Brain Job by Synyster Stallone November 11, 2010

Brain Job 

The act of getting a brain freeze from a slushie, while getting a blow job.

Dude, my girl totally gave me a brain job last night

Brain Job by Synyster Stallone November 10, 2010

BranJob 

a blowjob received by someone whose name is Brandi

"Dude, last night Michael got a BranJob!!"

BranJob by Brandizzle May 19, 2004

Brain job 

It is a really good blow job from that one hot nerd.

This nerd Gabriel gave me a good brain job.

Brain job by that word guy dude February 18, 2018