Braingoing 

A way to insult someone while sounding smart, add before any given insult!

"You braingoing Bastard!"
"Such a braingoing imbecile!"

Braingoing by anonymous December 1, 2020

bringing the midpack to the function 

To bring poor quality weed to the party/event.

“Typical Weasleys bringing the midpack to the function,” - Malfoy

bringing the midpack to the function by DefeaterOfMid June 30, 2022

Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl 

Defecating. Loosening of bowels into a porcelain bowl-shaped receptacle.

After bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl, Jim sat down and wrote a letter to Penthouse lying about the wild sex with twin midgets.

Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl by Doombot October 21, 2003

Bringing Home The Bacon 

to have a large amount of swagger

that guys got so much swagger man, bringing home the bacon for real.

yeah man, mad pig.

Bringing Home The Bacon by swine flew September 13, 2010

Bringing home the bacon and the sausage 

Stated by a male, who brings home the income and supplies sexual delight to his partner.

Yo baby you better be ready for me cuz i am bringing home the bacon AND the sausage.

Bringing home the bacon and the sausage by Phatty Deliscious July 9, 2009

Ape braining

Ape braining is the act of making yourself look dumber than you actually are for comedic effect, this could be done by misspelling words, making intentional grammar errors, or just making very stupid statements.

Yo, why did you say all that stupid stuff, brian?

Ah, I was just Ape braining

Ape braining by KentuckyFriedHumans June 30, 2020

Bringing Bilbo to the Shire 

When any midget or dwarf has anal sex while wearing a cock ring and calls the woman "Precious" when he takes his money shot in her face.

Last night I was "Bringing Bilbo to the Shire" with this skank!

Bringing Bilbo to the Shire by Mike Drizzle 1980 December 16, 2010