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The desire for two mutually exclusive things. Equivalent to eating one's cake and having it, too.
Monica found herself bothing a weekend in the mountains and a day at the beach.
bothing by Hopkins21 June 6, 2020
(n.) one who is extremely stupid, a moron, a brainless jerk.

(adj.) to add an extreme to stupidity, such as "bothing idiot"; to be extremely stupid or moronic.
(n.) Those jocks over there a bothings.

(adj.)Harrison Callaghan is such a bothing jerk.
Bothing by BatgirltheThird October 19, 2009

boothing 

being forever the romantic, picking a girl up and shagging them in the local park. in october. up the arse!
"Where's Booth?"
"He's boothing Rachael in Torky park."
boothing by bradders October 30, 2003

photo-boothing 

An increasingly popular party trend wherein guests are encouraged to enter a kiosk, don silly props, and make funny faces at the camera with the intention of not only capturing memories but also circumventing party lulls.
Rick and Ruby spent half of the wedding photo-boothing, thereby missing the cake-cutting and dessert.
photo-boothing by Rubrick November 29, 2012
When you vomit and have diarrhea simultaneously, most likely caused by food poisoning ; the 5000% most nightmarish thing that can happen to a human being.
Dining at Chipotle is straight risky business; you'll most likely end up in the bathroom bothing all over and inside the toilette and trashcan.
Bothing by gyaradocious September 4, 2019
Bluffing + Nothing = Bothing
When your pissed but you say that you’re okay.
Sammy Bear: Are you ok with me hanging out with Flare??
Llama: ....
Sammy Bear: Whats wrong??
Llama: Bothing.
Bothing by The Realesttssssss June 12, 2018