Hopkins21's definitions

asbestos

How a fireman dresses.

How does a fireman dress? Asbestos he can.

by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016

tropography

The use of tropes, clichés, and memes to distinguish regions of a country.

Tropography characterizes Florida as full of retired Jews, Oklahoma as a bunch of rednecks, and Seattle as nothing but coffee-swilling tech millennials.

by Hopkins21 July 25, 2021

slimonade

diet lemonade

"I've got to cut out some calories, do you have slimonade."

by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016

stress dementia

Stress Dementia describes the loss of memory, mental focus and acuity that occurs when a person experiences heightened levels of stress.

When Clark was fired, he couldn't even remember his own cell phone number due to stress dementia.

by Hopkins21 October 3, 2017

betwini

a string or thong bikini, the back portion of which fits between the butt cheeks

Whatever Gisele's betwini left to one's imagination, it wasn't much.

by Hopkins21 November 6, 2019

phallapeño

The outrageously painful burning result of a male having to urinate after handling jalapeños.

Jack caught a bad case of phallapeño when he had to pee right after building a killer plate of nachos.

by Hopkins21 October 6, 2019

Cracker Jill

What Cracker Jack became after transgender surgery and she moved into a trailer.

None of his old friends recognized Cracker Jill after the surgery and meth use.

by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016