phallapeño

The outrageously painful burning result of a male having to urinate after handling jalapeños.

Jack caught a bad case of phallapeño when he had to pee right after building a killer plate of nachos.

by Hopkins21 October 06, 2019

hate fact

A "hate fact" is a matter of truth, fact, or reality that supports an argument based on stereotype or prejudice.

Russell relied on hate facts like "women have 55% less upper body strength than men" to defend his opinion that women should be kept out of military combat.

by Hopkins21 June 11, 2016

bothing

The desire for two mutually exclusive things. Equivalent to eating one's cake and having it, too.

Monica found herself bothing a weekend in the mountains and a day at the beach.

by Hopkins21 June 06, 2020

tropography

The use of tropes, clichés, and memes to distinguish regions of a country.

Tropography characterizes Florida as full of retired Jews, Oklahoma as a bunch of rednecks, and Seattle as nothing but coffee-swilling tech millennials.

by Hopkins21 July 26, 2021

fat faming

celebrating the plus-size body image

In the era of diversity when inclusion is a moral value, plus-size models are the vanguards of fat faming.

by Hopkins21 March 24, 2019

calvin klein chicken

scant portions of chicken as identified by small breasts and skinny legs

Even after an entire plate of Black Bear Diner's Calvin Klein Chicken, I left the restaurant hungry.

by Hopkins21 November 21, 2019

clutchdown

noun: The winning touchdown in a close scoring football game.

State won by two points on Bezonquiz Jones' 45 yard clutchdown run as the clock wound to 0:00.

by Hopkins21 September 03, 2016