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asbestos

How does a fireman dress? Asbestos he can.
by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016
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tropography

The use of tropes, clichés, and memes to distinguish regions of a country.
Tropography characterizes Florida as full of retired Jews, Oklahoma as a bunch of rednecks, and Seattle as nothing but coffee-swilling tech millennials.
by Hopkins21 July 25, 2021
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slimonade

"I've got to cut out some calories, do you have slimonade."
by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016
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stress dementia

Stress Dementia describes the loss of memory, mental focus and acuity that occurs when a person experiences heightened levels of stress.
When Clark was fired, he couldn't even remember his own cell phone number due to stress dementia.
by Hopkins21 October 3, 2017
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betwini

a string or thong bikini, the back portion of which fits between the butt cheeks
Whatever Gisele's betwini left to one's imagination, it wasn't much.
by Hopkins21 November 6, 2019
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phallapeño

The outrageously painful burning result of a male having to urinate after handling jalapeños.
Jack caught a bad case of phallapeño when he had to pee right after building a killer plate of nachos.
by Hopkins21 October 6, 2019
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Cracker Jill

What Cracker Jack became after transgender surgery and she moved into a trailer.
None of his old friends recognized Cracker Jill after the surgery and meth use.
by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016
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