17 definitions by Hopkins21

The after-life / spirit existence of a snail.
"Hey Mikey, what do you call a dead snail? And escarghost."
by Hopkins21 February 10, 2021
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noun: The winning touchdown in a close scoring football game.
State won by two points on Bezonquiz Jones' 45 yard clutchdown run as the clock wound to 0:00.
by Hopkins21 September 3, 2016
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celebrating the plus-size body image
In the era of diversity when inclusion is a moral value, plus-size models are the vanguards of fat faming.
by Hopkins21 March 24, 2019
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What Cracker Jack became after transgender surgery and she moved into a trailer.
None of his old friends recognized Cracker Jill after the surgery and meth use.
by Hopkins21 September 13, 2016
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How wealthy a person would be if they kept searching for a lost/misplaced item instead of buying a duplicate.
Finding his third Christmas tree stand, Bob realize he'd be a duplinaire if he spent a couple hours organizing the garage instead of replacing what he couldn't find.
by Hopkins21 November 6, 2016
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The outrageously painful burning result of a male having to urinate after handling jalapeños.
Jack caught a bad case of phallapeño when he had to pee right after building a killer plate of nachos.
by Hopkins21 October 6, 2019
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How does a fireman dress? Asbestos he can.
by Hopkins21 September 13, 2016
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