17 definitions by Hopkins21

escarghost

The after-life / spirit existence of a snail.

"Hey Mikey, what do you call a dead snail? And escarghost."

by Hopkins21 February 10, 2021

clutchdown

noun: The winning touchdown in a close scoring football game.

State won by two points on Bezonquiz Jones' 45 yard clutchdown run as the clock wound to 0:00.

by Hopkins21 September 3, 2016

fat faming

celebrating the plus-size body image

In the era of diversity when inclusion is a moral value, plus-size models are the vanguards of fat faming.

by Hopkins21 March 24, 2019

Cracker Jill

What Cracker Jack became after transgender surgery and she moved into a trailer.

None of his old friends recognized Cracker Jill after the surgery and meth use.

by Hopkins21 September 13, 2016

duplinaire

How wealthy a person would be if they kept searching for a lost/misplaced item instead of buying a duplicate.

Finding his third Christmas tree stand, Bob realize he'd be a duplinaire if he spent a couple hours organizing the garage instead of replacing what he couldn't find.

by Hopkins21 November 6, 2016

phallapeño

The outrageously painful burning result of a male having to urinate after handling jalapeños.

Jack caught a bad case of phallapeño when he had to pee right after building a killer plate of nachos.

by Hopkins21 October 6, 2019

asbestos

How a fireman dresses.

How does a fireman dress? Asbestos he can.

by Hopkins21 September 13, 2016