18 definitions by Hopkins21

yournorities

prejudice toward non-whites in America

My uncle is so prejudiced, he calls blacks and hispanics "yournorities" instead of minorities.

by Hopkins21 October 29, 2022

winter jeer

the opposite of winter cheer, a winter jeer is a taunt at those suffering a had winter

From the Gulf Coast, Craig sent Midwestern Clark a late-January winter jeer - a selfie of Craig sipping fresh-squeezed orange juice on his veranda.

by Hopkins21 January 25, 2020

funbeaten

When a habitually low-performing sports team suddenly, often unexpectedly hits a long winning streak, defeating traditional powerhouse teams. Synonymous with "Cinderella Story."

No one is surprised when Alabama Crimson Tide rolls up football wins season after season, but interest heightens when funbeatens like the 2006 Boise State Broncos or the 2017 UCF Knights shock the nation with a start-to-finish winning record.

by Hopkins21 November 24, 2019

duplinaire

How wealthy a person would be if they kept searching for a lost/misplaced item instead of buying a duplicate.

Finding his third Christmas tree stand, Bob realize he'd be a duplinaire if he spent a couple hours organizing the garage instead of replacing what he couldn't find.

by Hopkins21 November 6, 2016

phallapeño

The outrageously painful burning result of a male having to urinate after handling jalapeños.

Jack caught a bad case of phallapeño when he had to pee right after building a killer plate of nachos.

by Hopkins21 October 6, 2019

asbestos

How a fireman dresses.

How does a fireman dress? Asbestos he can.

by Hopkins21 September 13, 2016

Cracker Jill

What Cracker Jack became after transgender surgery and she moved into a trailer.

None of his old friends recognized Cracker Jill after the surgery and meth use.

by Hopkins21 September 13, 2016