Hopkins21's definitions

liprip

The procedure by which women remove hair from their upper lip by waxing.

Mildred looked forward to her weekly liprip to take care of the five o'clock shadow below her nose.

by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016

slimonade

diet lemonade

"I've got to cut out some calories, do you have slimonade."

by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016

Cracker Jill

What Cracker Jack became after transgender surgery and she moved into a trailer.

None of his old friends recognized Cracker Jill after the surgery and meth use.

by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016

phallapeño

The outrageously painful burning result of a male having to urinate after handling jalapeños.

Jack caught a bad case of phallapeño when he had to pee right after building a killer plate of nachos.

by Hopkins21 October 6, 2019

asbestos

How a fireman dresses.

How does a fireman dress? Asbestos he can.

by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016

bothing

The desire for two mutually exclusive things. Equivalent to eating one's cake and having it, too.

Monica found herself bothing a weekend in the mountains and a day at the beach.

by Hopkins21 June 6, 2020

fat faming

celebrating the plus-size body image

In the era of diversity when inclusion is a moral value, plus-size models are the vanguards of fat faming.

by Hopkins21 March 23, 2019