bothing

The desire for two mutually exclusive things. Equivalent to eating one's cake and having it, too.

Monica found herself bothing a weekend in the mountains and a day at the beach.

by Hopkins21 June 6, 2020

Bothing

(n.) one who is extremely stupid, a moron, a brainless jerk.

(adj.) to add an extreme to stupidity, such as "bothing idiot"; to be extremely stupid or moronic.

(n.) Those jocks over there a bothings.

(adj.)Harrison Callaghan is such a bothing jerk.

by BatgirltheThird October 19, 2009

Bothing

When you vomit and have diarrhea simultaneously, most likely caused by food poisoning ; the 5000% most nightmarish thing that can happen to a human being.

Dining at Chipotle is straight risky business; you'll most likely end up in the bathroom bothing all over and inside the toilette and trashcan.

by gyaradocious September 4, 2019

Bothing

Bluffing + Nothing = Bothing
When your pissed but you say that you’re okay.

Sammy Bear: Are you ok with me hanging out with Flare??
Llama: ....
Sammy Bear: Whats wrong??
Llama: Bothing.

by The Realesttssssss June 12, 2018

bothing

the simultaneous act of vomiting and defecating.

Tom ate some bad chicken and had to miss work because he was bothing something fierce.

by naked big guy October 20, 2009

Bothing

Masturbating with both of your hands

Marn: i saw a porn star bothing on this girl
Finn: I saw that too

by PooperLooping May 13, 2021

Bothing

Bothing is when you smilutaniously smoke the chronic & drink booze, either in the comfort of your own home or in a Dam coffee shop.

I'm fucked coz i've been bothing.

by skidmarks3 October 25, 2009