being forever the romantic, picking a girl up and shagging them in the local park. in october. up the arse!
"He's boothing Rachael in Torky park."
(Otherwise known as Gross Turdman, Grey Hairman or Heat-a-Pantgerm.) This is a lanky bearded fish gobbling fart smelling pervert, who roams an area know locally as Toddingrad, stalking, leering and perving over unsuspecting girls, normally of non-British decent. Easily identifiable due to the constant scratching of the testical / rectum areas, and wearing odd shoes.
You are as perverted as a Girth Pervman you sick depraved wanker!