Bosled 

when a group of hetero male friends gets together to do something that would be considered way too gay to tell girlfriends or wives about.

I'm thinking of getting the group together to go bosledding tonight. Would you dudes be interested in ice skating followed by martinis and my homemade death by chocolate?

Hey I am going to Arizona this weekend. My girlfriend thinks I am going for spring training and strip clubs but its really to get away, commune with nature, and unwind at the spa. I deserve it!

Bosled by bosledfan1 March 22, 2010

boiled goose 

The official lunch food of old white people at board meetings, hate filled New Yorkers, and residents of old-folk homes. Symbolizes oppression and the constricting restraints of today's society. The only cure for boiled goose related stuffyness is a boombox. But DO NOT turn on the turbo bass.

Did you see the lame spread at that stuffy country club?

Yeah, sauerkraut and boiled goose. gross.

boiled goose by margoleilaman April 3, 2009

Hard Boiled Bitch 

Someone angry and feeling small or insignificant. A person with small feelings but angry about their feelings of insecurity.

"You know what, Andrew? You're acting like a Hard Boiled Bitch today"

"He's in the bathroom crying like a Hard Boiled Bitch. He's been in there for 20 minutes now"

Hard Boiled Bitch by nowwordsgohere April 25, 2017

BOILED AS AN OWL

Drunk, smashed. Very drunk.

Otis Campbell was boiled as an owl before his trip began.

BOILED AS AN OWL by hector j fatcat December 14, 2010

Boiled Peanuts 

A delicious snack consisting of green (raw), unshelled peanuts boiled in salt water. This delicacy is typically purchased in gas station parking lots and roadside vegetable stands and consumed by southerners of all socio-economic backgrounds. Almost always served in Styrofoam cups and wrapped in the skimpiest napkin ever made, this salty snack is intended to be shared with family and friends although it is not uncommon for asocial types to devour the whole cup as to not share any with his wife/mistress.

Rich Birmingham Business Man: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.

Broke-Ass Methamphetamine-Addicted Construction Worker: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.

Boiled Peanuts by Gary Vitalis February 19, 2007

dirty bobsled 

shitting in a tube sock and freezing it by putting it in the snow, then proceeding to smack someone stone cold in the face with it.

I'm so glad we got hit with a blizzard...now Max can get the most painful dirty bobsled in the history of sock-shitting.

dirty bobsled by mr. voldemort December 30, 2010

Girl-bossed a little too close to the sun 

Similar to the term, flew too close to the sun, defining reckless behavior with a sudden realization of consequences, except make it girly.

I fear I may have girl-bossed a little too close to the sun.

Girl-bossed a little too close to the sun by edsheerans_lazyeye October 1, 2021