Boiled

Drunk. Very drunk. No longer functional in any meaningful way.

Del was so boiled, he yacked in the taxi.

by redheadbass January 23, 2011

Boiled

Extremely High

Darrel:Just Boiled er what?
Larry:Duuuuu jer.

by Scrub pup August 3, 2008

boiled

The equivalent of being baked but through means of boiling marijuana into a tea and drinking the contents to get high, apposed to smoking or eating the cannabis.

"Awe dude, after that cup of dank bud chai i got sooo boiled!

by shakamaster October 6, 2012

Boiled

The exact point when a combination of things (Hangover, Tiredness, Girlfriends/Boyfriends, Heat, Noises) culminate to produce the biggest stress head you have ever had.

Normally signalled by a large release of breath follwed by the exclamation "Booooiiillllleeeedd" in a high pitched tone.

A boiled head can be cured by beer, sleep or a "reflection hour" where the topics that have boiled your head are discussed with friends

See also cooked ,stressed.

Dude 1: Maan, Mike had a crazy night last night, he was in the club and about 5 of his ex girlfriends were there. He got home at 5am and had work at 8am! I hear his ex has been on to him all day too

Dude 2: Isn't he working duty til 10pm?

Dude 1: Oh man he must be BOILED!

*Mike walks in*

Mike: Boooooiiiiiillled!

by ManChild1984 December 11, 2011

Boiled

Getting so roasted, so massively destroyed, that your blood boils and you melt from the inside out.

Bro, you just got so boiled!

by Biogroup5 May 5, 2017

Boiled

Getting high or drunk. Then smoking and getting high or getting drunk. Therefor getting totally boiled. Being High And Drunk.

Dude im so boiled. Yeah i got high then got drunk.

by Imacreeper August 3, 2010

Boiled

Getting so roasted, so massively destroyed, that your blood boils and you melt from the inside out.

Bro, she boiled you so good!

by Biogroup5 May 5, 2017