A bumwaffle is a usless person who acts like they know EVERYTHING!!!! Bumwaffle people also like crumpets.
Girl: Did you see Tiffany talking to Brian about hoovers?
Girl 2 : Oh my god she was such a bumwaffle!
Girl: I know she told me she hates hoovers!
Girl 2 : She has no boobs also!
Whilist stoned, RizN tried to say "Blueberry Waffle" but ended up saying "Bwaffle". This word has come to mean so much more in time. Bwaffle means EVERYTHING.
Last night I bwaffled the bwaffle out of your mom. Then she bwaffled my bwaffly car, and we bwaffled a bucket of pancakes. What a fucking bitch.
To go out and get excessively drunk but still have a good story to tell about your adventures the following day.
Person 1 - "What'd you get up to last night?"
Person 2 - "Dude, I got braffled to fuck. I ended up pissing up a church and getting arrested. Was a good night"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.