Braffled

To go out and get excessively drunk but still have a good story to tell about your adventures the following day.

Person 1 - "What'd you get up to last night?"
Person 2 - "Dude, I got braffled to fuck. I ended up pissing up a church and getting arrested. Was a good night"

Braffled by Reave1990 September 29, 2010

baffled 

When someone has confused you. Combination of the two words (con)fused and (baffled).

Man, you just conbaffled me.

baffled by Codecold January 20, 2008

Baffled 

To be hit with wiffle bats

Scientists were baffled over the outcome of recent cancer research.

Baffled by Bigginsworth December 18, 2012

baffled 

when ur surprised

julian: lora was talking bout you to me .
me: whattt im baffled , i thought we was friends .

baffled by goofytigerr June 1, 2019

Baffled 

To be confused

Yo mcwaffle dildo you get me baffled with that piss breath bruh ca fr.

Baffled by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019

baffled 

To be anally raped by a guy with a mustache.

It's understandable why he's not a fan of Magnum P.I., he was baffled as part of a frat stunt.

baffled by baffled_youth March 11, 2011

baffled 

being high off of marijuana.

We took one hit of that chronc, and the boys were baffled!

baffled by ray limon December 12, 2007