Braffled

To go out and get excessively drunk but still have a good story to tell about your adventures the following day.

Person 1 - "What'd you get up to last night?"
Person 2 - "Dude, I got braffled to fuck. I ended up pissing up a church and getting arrested. Was a good night"

by Reave1990 September 29, 2010

baffled

When someone has confused you. Combination of the two words (con)fused and (baffled).

Man, you just conbaffled me.

by Codecold January 20, 2008

Baffled

To be hit with wiffle bats

Scientists were baffled over the outcome of recent cancer research.

by Bigginsworth December 18, 2012

baffled

when ur surprised

julian: lora was talking bout you to me .
me: whattt im baffled , i thought we was friends .

by goofytigerr June 1, 2019

Baffled

To be confused

Yo mcwaffle dildo you get me baffled with that piss breath bruh ca fr.

by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019

baffled

To be anally raped by a guy with a mustache.

It's understandable why he's not a fan of Magnum P.I., he was baffled as part of a frat stunt.

by baffled_youth March 11, 2011

baffled

being high off of marijuana.

We took one hit of that chronc, and the boys were baffled!

by ray limon December 12, 2007