bumwaffle

A bumwaffle is a usless person who acts like they know EVERYTHING!!!! Bumwaffle people also like crumpets.

Girl: Did you see Tiffany talking to Brian about hoovers?
Girl 2 : Oh my god she was such a bumwaffle!
Girl: I know she told me she hates hoovers!
Girl 2 : She has no boobs also!

by Macccccccccccccccc November 7, 2007

beomwaffles

beomwaffles is the best mutual in this world and they are amazing and funny and wonderful

Whos your fav moot?

It’s Beomwaffles!😍💪🏼

by Not.dsmpss😥 May 4, 2022

Bumwuffled

Extremely confused or surprised to the point where you have nothing to say.

Judah was Bumwuffled when he saw the mansion broski clan built

by bumwuffler March 20, 2022

syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids

a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.

Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.

by Mr.calvin April 21, 2010

Bwaffle

Whilist stoned, RizN tried to say "Blueberry Waffle" but ended up saying "Bwaffle". This word has come to mean so much more in time. Bwaffle means EVERYTHING.

Last night I bwaffled the bwaffle out of your mom. Then she bwaffled my bwaffly car, and we bwaffled a bucket of pancakes. What a fucking bitch.

by Joint Masta Jay April 29, 2005

cumwaffle

A rather douchy douchebag, also known as colin

Did you hear that colin is a MAJOOORRRR cumwaffle???

by jamessss12342 October 16, 2008

buttwaffle

a play on ass hole--pretty much a stupid person.

Shut up you stupid buttwaffle.

by Jamey-Robby-Jeffrey June 1, 2005