Basic Rad Awesome Friends For Like Ever. Bro version of WAFFLE (wicked awesome friends for like ever). Originated in the Pacific Northwest by two archaeologists in a fancy bar.
Straight white woman: "are you two together?"
Two straight bros while patting each other on their shoulders in solidarity: "no, we're just braffles dude!"
Two straight bros while patting each other on their shoulders in solidarity: "no, we're just braffles dude!"
by Slipstripsandfalls June 1, 2017
Get the Braffle mug.A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.
Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!
Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.
Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.
by Eddy July 29, 2007
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by Morgan T November 10, 2006
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Donny Bruffle is a fine art. In order to properly and successfully perform a Donny Bruffle, you must first be one of two things - very well trusted, or sneaky fast. If you’re the latter, then you must plan your Donny Bruffle very carefully. You will want to wait until the male prey is naked and vulnerable. Locate his genitalia, then quickly make contact to his testicles with your mouth slightly opened making a “O” shape. As soon as you make contact, blow out. This is also known as a raspberry. You have now successfully performed a Donny Bruffle. It’s best to flee the scene once the Donny Bruffle has been performed. Some males may instantly become erratic and violent. Some, on the other hand, may become aroused, infatuated, confused, surprised, or may even feel a sudden love spell come over them. Be prepared to be asked to perform many Donny Bruffles once you perform the first one.
Donny Bruffle is a fine art. In order to properly and successfully perform a Donny Bruffle, you must first be one of two things - very well trusted, or sneaky fast. If you’re the latter, then you must plan your Donny Bruffle very carefully. You will want to wait until the male prey is naked and vulnerable. Locate his genitalia, then quickly make contact to his testicles with your mouth slightly opened making a “O” shape. As soon as you make contact, blow out. This is also known as a raspberry. You have now successfully performed a Donny Bruffle. It’s best to flee the scene once the Donny Bruffle has been performed. Some males may instantly become erratic and violent. Some, on the other hand, may become aroused, infatuated, confused, surprised, or may even feel a sudden love spell come over them. Be prepared to be asked to perform many Donny Bruffles once you perform the first one.
Female : Baby I want to try something for you, please lay back
Male : Tee hee, sure baby.
* Female performs a Donny Bruffle*
Male : OMG what was that???
Female : that’s a Donny Bruffle... what did you think?
Male : Will....... will you marry me?
Female : * looks to the camera and winks*
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Male : Tee hee, sure baby.
* Female performs a Donny Bruffle*
Male : OMG what was that???
Female : that’s a Donny Bruffle... what did you think?
Male : Will....... will you marry me?
Female : * looks to the camera and winks*
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Get the braffer mug.noun: The hypnotic, speechless state of absolute confusion, into which two or more persons may find themselves in. This is usually upon the mutual realisation that every party involved in a scenario is indeed baffled.
Alternatively, the term is sometimes used when defining or describing one's state of mind. This is easily noticeable as the subject portrays certain, telling facial expressions, for example; the 'jaw drop,' the 'squinted eyes and pressed lips' combination, the 'eyes wide eyebrow raise' or the infamous 'about to speak, doesn't know what to say, ends up looking like a goldfish with their mouth wide open.'
Alternatively, the term is sometimes used when defining or describing one's state of mind. This is easily noticeable as the subject portrays certain, telling facial expressions, for example; the 'jaw drop,' the 'squinted eyes and pressed lips' combination, the 'eyes wide eyebrow raise' or the infamous 'about to speak, doesn't know what to say, ends up looking like a goldfish with their mouth wide open.'
In the usual sense of mutual bafflement:
"Did anyone understand what just happened?"
Silence, a few jaws drop and squinted eyes, nothing unexpected.
"Umm guys…is everyone else in total Baffletility right now,"
Usually followed by a chorus of "Dude.." or "Woah…"
To describe someone's state of mind:
A young lad has just found out that his parents are in fact related, sits quietly, doesn't quite know what to do, mouth slightly open and staring into blank space. No-one should interfere at this point…
"Son, are you in Baffletility right now…"
In this case the silence would be expected to last for 10-12 minutes before utter breakdown ensues.
"Did anyone understand what just happened?"
Silence, a few jaws drop and squinted eyes, nothing unexpected.
"Umm guys…is everyone else in total Baffletility right now,"
Usually followed by a chorus of "Dude.." or "Woah…"
To describe someone's state of mind:
A young lad has just found out that his parents are in fact related, sits quietly, doesn't quite know what to do, mouth slightly open and staring into blank space. No-one should interfere at this point…
"Son, are you in Baffletility right now…"
In this case the silence would be expected to last for 10-12 minutes before utter breakdown ensues.
by Mr.D.Vinci January 15, 2013
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But he had an itch, so he just said "meh". Because the itch went away.
But he had an itch, so he just said "meh". Because the itch went away.
by White Girl Sunshine October 13, 2019
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