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boneski

erection, boner, dick, penis, etc.
my gf gave me a boneski last night.
by b0n3sk1 January 12, 2009
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Boneski

Slang for an erection. Good to use in public when you need to be sneaky with your wording.
John: Sup
Mike: Hey, dude I got the biggest boneski right now, I'm gonna go waddle this off.
by Pud Salad December 16, 2008
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Half-Boneski

The act of covering a semi-erection to avoid embarrassment, or seeing someone who is already in the process of erecting.
Guy 1: Yo man, check out the Half-Boneski on that guy!
Guy 2: Ya man he's looking right at us!
by Juston Case September 10, 2010
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bonski

Finishing your drink in one sip. Basically chugging. Frequently used in Scandinavia.
Olaf: Come on, be a viking and bonski that bottle!
Harald: Alright, here goes nothing! *chugs it all down*
by Absent Alcoholic Dad November 8, 2013
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jonesing for a bonesing

A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.
Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"

Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."

Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."
by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011
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Bonessi

Bonessi’s are very strange types of teachers that live in AITE. They feed off conjugations of the Yo and Nosotros forms, and force small children to give them direct object pronouns and the Tu for of desayunar or she rips their heads off with knives bought in the heart of Costa Rica during her Viaje. They love spanish raps and forcing kids to sing in front of the class. Also tells kids to commit suicide when they don’t correctly form the right boot verb. Smell like cheese and a hint of coochie.
Bonessi is such a bitch. She made me eat her pussy while saying the Spanish conjugations and translations!
by TinasheHowManyTimes November 19, 2019
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boneskunk

it's when your pecker stinks from lack of hygiene.
man, everytime i open my legs i smell boneskunk.
by ken power February 2, 2009
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