Boneskirt

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A tiny, revealing skirt that chicks wear when they want the attention of some boners.

Dude, check out that hottie over there in the boneskirt, i wanna hit that.

Boneskirt by millertime81 October 17, 2009

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Boneskirt

A huge erection. Not at half staff, this kind of boner is in full salute. If up for too long you get light headed.. The kind that garners positive or shocked reactions.

"Daym look at yr boneskirt, that thing is a monster!"

Boneskirt by Crazycatlady562 November 29, 2023

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Boneskirt • boner skirt • boneski • Bonesuit • bonesworth • bnnyskirt • Bonekit • bonesire • boneskinner • Boneskots

bnnyskirt

someone who gets very little sleep but never gets tired, i’m glad that i met them. <3

bnnyskirt is very kind and hates kids.

bnnyskirt by j ^^ June 7, 2021

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Bonekit

A stand-in for a penis; i.e. a dildo.

"my man's not here, so I'm bustin' out the bonekit."

Bonekit by godemiche December 28, 2009

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lazy bonesitius

A disability common amongst people who refuse to return their shopping cart to the cart corral.

”How dare you accuse me of having Lazy Bonesitius!?!?”

-Person too lazy to return their shopping cart to the proper location.

lazy bonesitius by FegelFatso November 29, 2019

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boneski

erection, boner, dick, penis, etc.

my gf gave me a boneski last night.

boneski by b0n3sk1 January 12, 2009

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Boneski

Slang for an erection. Good to use in public when you need to be sneaky with your wording.

John: Sup
Mike: Hey, dude I got the biggest boneski right now, I'm gonna go waddle this off.

Boneski by Pud Salad December 16, 2008

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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