Did you hear about the guy who gifted his date a 12 kg wheel of cheese? Yeah, they married right afterwards!
by FegelFatso May 19, 2022
by FegelFatso June 27, 2017
Millennial Student: I know this assignment is late, but I still did it.
Professor: I'll accept it... with a late penalty.
Millennial Student: That's not fair! I did the work, so I should get full credit!
Professor: I'll accept it... with a late penalty.
Millennial Student: That's not fair! I did the work, so I should get full credit!
by FegelFatso March 24, 2018
Christian 1: Dude, let's go get some chicken after church!
Christian 2: We can't. Remember, it's Sunday; Chick-Fil-A is closed.
Christian 1: No, it's all good! We can go to Raising Cane's.
Christian 2: Oh yeah! Praise Jesus!
Christian 2: We can't. Remember, it's Sunday; Chick-Fil-A is closed.
Christian 1: No, it's all good! We can go to Raising Cane's.
Christian 2: Oh yeah! Praise Jesus!
by FegelFatso November 13, 2016
Kyle: Hey Chef! Do you know where “shit” comes from... we think it’s associated with The Black Death!
Chef: Oh no children! The Black Death! La Toya Jackson!
Chef: Oh no children! The Black Death! La Toya Jackson!
by FegelFatso January 16, 2020
by FegelFatso May 28, 2018
The San Jose Sharks are up 3-0 in the Stanley Cup Finals! But their such Choke Artists that they will still probably lose!
by FegelFatso April 20, 2018