FegelFatso's definitions

Congratulations

The way someone reclaims the #1 spot after a criminal organization (see T-Series) briefly takes said #1 spot.

It sounded like PewDiePie was saying Congratulations to T-Series... but in reality it was just the next shot in the war against corporate dominance.

by FegelFatso April 6, 2019

Community Standards

The official constitution of Nazi Germany… and also Facebook. A set of secret rules, enforced by bots, and meant to censor people, um I mean maintain a safe environment for all.

You’ve violated Facebook’s Community Standards! You are hereby under arrest and sentenced to 30 days in prison!

by FegelFatso September 15, 2021

Raising Cane's

Where Christians eat on Sunday's because Chick-Fil-A is closed.

Christian 1: Dude, let's go get some chicken after church!
Christian 2: We can't. Remember, it's Sunday; Chick-Fil-A is closed.
Christian 1: No, it's all good! We can go to Raising Cane's.
Christian 2: Oh yeah! Praise Jesus!

by FegelFatso November 13, 2016

Beer Advocate

Nazi Germany for the Craft Beer community... be careful what you say there... their mods will edit it to make you look like a jerk if they don’t agree with it.

I once posted a 2020 Forum on Beer Advocate at 11:59pm on Dec 31, 2019, and they deleted it because “it’s not 2020 yet...” I complain and they edit my complaint and ban me... seriously the Nazis of Craft Beer!

by FegelFatso July 14, 2020

Mutual Aid

Basically a softer way of asking for money. Panhandling, usually done digitally and by people who aren’t actually impoverished.

“Hey! My rent is due tomorrow, but I don’t get paid until Friday. Would you be willing to contribute a little mutual aid? Drinks on me after I get paid!”

by FegelFatso October 2, 2023

Beeriod

A man's time of the month. It occurs during the man's wife/girlfriend's period, when the man needs to constantly drink beer to cope with significant other's PMS.

Man 1: I'll have another pint of Pliny the Elder

Man 2: This is your fifth pint; don't you think you've had enough.

Man 1: Usually, but it's my wife's time of the month, so I'm on my Beeriod

Man 2: Oh shit! This one's on the house man!

by Fegelfatso April 13, 2014

MCAS

Abbreviation for Might Crash Anytime Soon. A faulty software system responsible for the crashing of multiple Boeing 737-MAX aircraft.

MCAS is the software that caused those 737-MAX airplanes to crash. Sucks that a computer glitch is responsible for such tragedies.

by FegelFatso April 10, 2019