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Mutual Aid

Basically a softer way of asking for money. Panhandling, usually done digitally and by people who aren’t actually impoverished.
“Hey! My rent is due tomorrow, but I don’t get paid until Friday. Would you be willing to contribute a little mutual aid? Drinks on me after I get paid!”
Mutual Aid by FegelFatso October 2, 2023
An official love language. You give me cheese, and I’ll marry you!
Did you hear about the guy who gifted his date a 12 kg wheel of cheese? Yeah, they married right afterwards!
Cheese by FegelFatso May 18, 2022

Community Standards 

The official constitution of Nazi Germany… and also Facebook. A set of secret rules, enforced by bots, and meant to censor people, um I mean maintain a safe environment for all.
You’ve violated Facebook’s Community Standards! You are hereby under arrest and sentenced to 30 days in prison!
Community Standards by FegelFatso September 15, 2021
Well, Trump and McConnell won’t sign the HEROES act, so I guess OnlyFans is the next stimulus for me.
OnlyFans by FegelFatso December 28, 2020

Beer Advocate 

Nazi Germany for the Craft Beer community... be careful what you say there... their mods will edit it to make you look like a jerk if they don’t agree with it.
I once posted a 2020 Forum on Beer Advocate at 11:59pm on Dec 31, 2019, and they deleted it because “it’s not 2020 yet...” I complain and they edit my complaint and ban me... seriously the Nazis of Craft Beer!
Beer Advocate by FegelFatso July 14, 2020
Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist. Feminists who think that trans women aren’t women, and are a threat to women’s rights.

See Also: J.K. Rowling
Me: Hey Jenna, what’s a TERF?

Jenna: Read J.K. Rowling’s latest tweets.

Me: ***reads tweets*** Ah... that makes sense! She says “No Trans Rights!”
TERF by FegelFatso June 18, 2020

The Black Death 

Kyle: Hey Chef! Do you know where “shit” comes from... we think it’s associated with The Black Death!

Chef: Oh no children! The Black Death! La Toya Jackson!
The Black Death by FegelFatso January 15, 2020