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A man's time of the month. It occurs during the man's wife/girlfriend's period, when the man needs to constantly drink beer to cope with significant other's PMS.
Man 1: I'll have another pint of Pliny the Elder
Man 2: This is your fifth pint; don't you think you've had enough.
Man 1: Usually, but it's my wife's time of the month, so I'm on my Beeriod
Man 2: Oh shit! This one's on the house man!
Man 2: This is your fifth pint; don't you think you've had enough.
Man 1: Usually, but it's my wife's time of the month, so I'm on my Beeriod
Man 2: Oh shit! This one's on the house man!
by Fegelfatso April 13, 2014
Get the Beeriod mug.Christian 1: Dude, let's go get some chicken after church!
Christian 2: We can't. Remember, it's Sunday; Chick-Fil-A is closed.
Christian 1: No, it's all good! We can go to Raising Cane's.
Christian 2: Oh yeah! Praise Jesus!
Christian 2: We can't. Remember, it's Sunday; Chick-Fil-A is closed.
Christian 1: No, it's all good! We can go to Raising Cane's.
Christian 2: Oh yeah! Praise Jesus!
by FegelFatso November 13, 2016
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Renae: Heck yeah! But I’m pretty drunk, so let me go do a Menace reset and then I’ll try it!
Renae: Heck yeah! But I’m pretty drunk, so let me go do a Menace reset and then I’ll try it!
by FegelFatso November 19, 2018
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A soon to be defunct energy monopoly that doesn’t properly maintain its equipment, but then wants to pass on the cost of its liabilities to its customers.
A soon to be defunct energy monopoly that doesn’t properly maintain its equipment, but then wants to pass on the cost of its liabilities to its customers.
News Anchor: “Another large wildfire broke out today, after an explosion from one of PG&E’s poorly maintained transformers.”
PG&E customer: “Dammit! There goes our utility bill!”
PG&E customer: “Dammit! There goes our utility bill!”
by FegelFatso January 14, 2019
Get the PG&E mug.To take something that was awesome, and completely ruin it. It comes from the idea that the Rocky franchise was awesome until Rocky V.
Professor: “You had an A in the class, but bombed the Final and ended up with a C”
Student: “You mean I Rocky V’ed it?”
Professor: “Unfortunately, Yes.”
Student: “You mean I Rocky V’ed it?”
Professor: “Unfortunately, Yes.”
by FegelFatso July 31, 2018
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Professor: I'll accept it... with a late penalty.
Millennial Student: That's not fair! I did the work, so I should get full credit!
Professor: I'll accept it... with a late penalty.
Millennial Student: That's not fair! I did the work, so I should get full credit!
by FegelFatso May 15, 2018
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