FegelFatso's definitions

MCAS

Abbreviation for Might Crash Anytime Soon. A faulty software system responsible for the crashing of multiple Boeing 737-MAX aircraft.

MCAS is the software that caused those 737-MAX airplanes to crash. Sucks that a computer glitch is responsible for such tragedies.

by FegelFatso April 10, 2019

TERF

Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist. Feminists who think that trans women aren’t women, and are a threat to women’s rights.

See Also: J.K. Rowling

Me: Hey Jenna, what’s a TERF?

Jenna: Read J.K. Rowling’s latest tweets.

Me: ***reads tweets*** Ah... that makes sense! She says “No Trans Rights!”

by FegelFatso June 18, 2020

Rocky V

To take something that was awesome, and completely ruin it. It comes from the idea that the Rocky franchise was awesome until Rocky V.

Professor: “You had an A in the class, but bombed the Final and ended up with a C”

Student: “You mean I Rocky V’ed it?”

Professor: “Unfortunately, Yes.”

by FegelFatso July 31, 2018

Choke Artist

See also San Jose Sharks.

The San Jose Sharks are up 3-0 in the Stanley Cup Finals! But their such Choke Artists that they will still probably lose!

by FegelFatso May 28, 2018

Blumock

Minion for "fuck"

***Kevin takes Stuart's banana away***

Stuart: Blumock!

by FegelFatso July 1, 2017

OnlyFans

The free market’s version of a Stimulus Package.

Well, Trump and McConnell won’t sign the HEROES act, so I guess OnlyFans is the next stimulus for me.

by FegelFatso December 28, 2020

Bumpdate

The quickest way to get me to unfollow you; when a pregnant woman constantly posts about her pregnancy on Facebook.

Also a good indicator that the offending will likely become one of those moms who posts endless photos of her baby... and only endless photos of her baby after it is born.

***I’m friends with Stacey on Facebook***

Stacey: “Here is my Week 18 Bumpdate! This week, my baby is the size of an apple!”

Me: ***immediately unfollows Stacey***

by FegelFatso March 30, 2019