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Choke Artist

The San Jose Sharks are up 3-0 in the Stanley Cup Finals! But their such Choke Artists that they will still probably lose!
by FegelFatso May 28, 2018
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Happy Ending

When you get a free egg roll at the end of your massage.
Masseuse: You get free egg roll! Happy Ending
by FegelFatso June 10, 2018
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PG&E

The single largest cause of wildfires in the state of California.

A soon to be defunct energy monopoly that doesn’t properly maintain its equipment, but then wants to pass on the cost of its liabilities to its customers.
News Anchor: “Another large wildfire broke out today, after an explosion from one of PG&E’s poorly maintained transformers.”

PG&E customer: “Dammit! There goes our utility bill!”
by FegelFatso January 14, 2019
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lazy bonesitius

A disability common amongst people who refuse to return their shopping cart to the cart corral.
How dare you accuse me of having Lazy Bonesitius!?!?”

-Person too lazy to return their shopping cart to the proper location.
by FegelFatso November 29, 2019
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Blumock

Minion for "fuck"
***Kevin takes Stuart's banana away***

Stuart: Blumock!
by FegelFatso July 1, 2017
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Congratulations

The way someone reclaims the #1 spot after a criminal organization (see T-Series) briefly takes said #1 spot.
It sounded like PewDiePie was saying Congratulations to T-Series... but in reality it was just the next shot in the war against corporate dominance.
by FegelFatso April 6, 2019
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OnlyFans

Well, Trump and McConnell won’t sign the HEROES act, so I guess OnlyFans is the next stimulus for me.
by FegelFatso December 28, 2020
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