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A man's time of the month. It occurs during the man's wife/girlfriend's period, when the man needs to constantly drink beer to cope with significant other's PMS.
Man 1: I'll have another pint of Pliny the Elder
Man 2: This is your fifth pint; don't you think you've had enough.
Man 1: Usually, but it's my wife's time of the month, so I'm on my Beeriod
Man 2: Oh shit! This one's on the house man!
Man 2: This is your fifth pint; don't you think you've had enough.
Man 1: Usually, but it's my wife's time of the month, so I'm on my Beeriod
Man 2: Oh shit! This one's on the house man!
by Fegelfatso April 13, 2014
Get the Beeriod mug.Christian 1: Dude, let's go get some chicken after church!
Christian 2: We can't. Remember, it's Sunday; Chick-Fil-A is closed.
Christian 1: No, it's all good! We can go to Raising Cane's.
Christian 2: Oh yeah! Praise Jesus!
Christian 2: We can't. Remember, it's Sunday; Chick-Fil-A is closed.
Christian 1: No, it's all good! We can go to Raising Cane's.
Christian 2: Oh yeah! Praise Jesus!
by FegelFatso November 13, 2016
Get the Raising Cane's mug.”How dare you accuse me of having Lazy Bonesitius!?!?”
-Person too lazy to return their shopping cart to the proper location.
-Person too lazy to return their shopping cart to the proper location.
by FegelFatso November 29, 2019
Get the lazy bonesitius mug.The quickest way to get me to unfollow you; when a pregnant woman constantly posts about her pregnancy on Facebook.
Also a good indicator that the offending will likely become one of those moms who posts endless photos of her baby... and only endless photos of her baby after it is born.
Also a good indicator that the offending will likely become one of those moms who posts endless photos of her baby... and only endless photos of her baby after it is born.
***I’m friends with Stacey on Facebook***
Stacey: “Here is my Week 18 Bumpdate! This week, my baby is the size of an apple!”
Me: ***immediately unfollows Stacey***
Stacey: “Here is my Week 18 Bumpdate! This week, my baby is the size of an apple!”
Me: ***immediately unfollows Stacey***
by FegelFatso March 30, 2019
Get the Bumpdate mug.The way someone reclaims the #1 spot after a criminal organization (see T-Series) briefly takes said #1 spot.
It sounded like PewDiePie was saying Congratulations to T-Series... but in reality it was just the next shot in the war against corporate dominance.
by FegelFatso April 6, 2019
Get the Congratulations mug.Abbreviation for Might Crash Anytime Soon. A faulty software system responsible for the crashing of multiple Boeing 737-MAX aircraft.
MCAS is the software that caused those 737-MAX airplanes to crash. Sucks that a computer glitch is responsible for such tragedies.
by FegelFatso April 10, 2019
Get the MCAS mug.What a student says when they don’t like something... even if mentioned on the Syllabus... a hundred times!
Student: It’s unfair that I got a lower grade for not showing up to class on time... I mean, it’s a 9am class? Who goes anywhere at 9am?
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