Bumpdate

The quickest way to get me to unfollow you; when a pregnant woman constantly posts about her pregnancy on Facebook.

Also a good indicator that the offending will likely become one of those moms who posts endless photos of her baby... and only endless photos of her baby after it is born.
***I’m friends with Stacey on Facebook***

Stacey: “Here is my Week 18 Bumpdate! This week, my baby is the size of an apple!”

Me: ***immediately unfollows Stacey***
by FegelFatso March 30, 2019
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Rocky V

To take something that was awesome, and completely ruin it. It comes from the idea that the Rocky franchise was awesome until Rocky V.
Professor: “You had an A in the class, but bombed the Final and ended up with a C”

Student: “You mean I Rocky V’ed it?”

Professor: “Unfortunately, Yes.”
by FegelFatso July 31, 2018
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Beer Advocate

Nazi Germany for the Craft Beer community... be careful what you say there... their mods will edit it to make you look like a jerk if they don’t agree with it.
I once posted a 2020 Forum on Beer Advocate at 11:59pm on Dec 31, 2019, and they deleted it because “it’s not 2020 yet...” I complain and they edit my complaint and ban me... seriously the Nazis of Craft Beer!
by FegelFatso July 14, 2020
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Choke Artist

The San Jose Sharks are up 3-0 in the Stanley Cup Finals! But their such Choke Artists that they will still probably lose!
by FegelFatso May 28, 2018
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Raising Cane's

Where Christians eat on Sunday's because Chick-Fil-A is closed.
Christian 1: Dude, let's go get some chicken after church!
Christian 2: We can't. Remember, it's Sunday; Chick-Fil-A is closed.
Christian 1: No, it's all good! We can go to Raising Cane's.
Christian 2: Oh yeah! Praise Jesus!
by FegelFatso November 13, 2016
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Community Standards

The official constitution of Nazi Germany… and also Facebook. A set of secret rules, enforced by bots, and meant to censor people, um I mean maintain a safe environment for all.
You’ve violated Facebook’s Community Standards! You are hereby under arrest and sentenced to 30 days in prison!
by FegelFatso September 15, 2021
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Blumock

Minion for "fuck"
***Kevin takes Stuart's banana away***

Stuart: Blumock!
by FegelFatso July 01, 2017
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