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Boneritis 

A severe case of the boners.
Harley was ashamed to stand up in front of the audience due to his advanced boneritis.
Boneritis by Ninjasurfer July 21, 2007

Sand Boneritis 

When ever you see, smell, touch or even hear sand you automatically get a raging boner.
Damn the other day I looked across the lake and saw a massive pile of sand that gave me a raging boner it must have been a really bad case if sand boneritis.

boneritis 

A disease that causes boners very often, especially in public places. The boners often last for half an hour and come back repeatedly.
I had a boneritis attack right when I had to give a presentation in front of my class.
boneritis by dk? May 28, 2005

Chronic Boneritus 

Masturbating and soon after, achieving another massive erection.
male 1: "Dude! I just jacked off five minutes ago, and i have another boner."

male 2: "Did you check with your doctor, becuase you might have Chronic Boneritus."
Chronic Boneritus by yungdaisy December 31, 2011

bonertopia

a specific place in my pants where boners can be found
"Hey Morgan, take a trip to bonertopia
bonertopia by romis1234 August 20, 2008

bonerstorm 

Any sex act where there are many more males than females. This act is most commonly referred to as a gang bang.
Kevin, Slippy, stinky Hank and Pablo gave Frank's mom the bonerstorm last saturday. She was unable to walk until tuesday.
bonerstorm by Ricochet Jones August 19, 2006