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bonerologist

A man or woman who has researched boners immensely and know every aspect of the hard penis
That girl is at Harvard studying to be a bonerologist!
bonerologist by Maxyboy6969 March 4, 2014
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bonerology 

-so how was your date last night?
>it was going awesome until she started to say stuff about my boner being crooked....
-ouch, she must have majored in bonerology.
>THATS WHAT I SAID!! ... and thats when she left.
bonerology by silkymanjones August 2, 2006

bonertologist 

The occupation of extensively inspecting male genitalia including length, girth, width, and stature and general bonertology; one who majors in bonertology; a boner-ssuier
"Doctor, doctor! My boner hurts!" "Don't worry son. I'm a bonertologist."
bonertologist by Idiotas United November 7, 2013

Bonerology 

The study of the ever so famous boners and how they work
Ya know i have always wanted to study Bonerology
Hey did you hear that they are adding Bonerology to the class schedule?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026