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bonerologist

A man or woman who has researched boners immensely and know every aspect of the hard penis
That girl is at Harvard studying to be a bonerologist!
bonerologist by Maxyboy6969 March 4, 2014
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bonerology 

-so how was your date last night?
>it was going awesome until she started to say stuff about my boner being crooked....
-ouch, she must have majored in bonerology.
>THATS WHAT I SAID!! ... and thats when she left.
bonerology by silkymanjones August 2, 2006

bonertologist 

The occupation of extensively inspecting male genitalia including length, girth, width, and stature and general bonertology; one who majors in bonertology; a boner-ssuier
"Doctor, doctor! My boner hurts!" "Don't worry son. I'm a bonertologist."
bonertologist by Idiotas United November 7, 2013

Bonerology 

The study of the ever so famous boners and how they work
Ya know i have always wanted to study Bonerology
Hey did you hear that they are adding Bonerology to the class schedule?
Bonerology by Mr Mxyzptlk May 1, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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