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boneritto 

A burrito eaten while its consumer has a boner.
Juan sat there quietly enjoying his boneritto.
boneritto by Patrick Story December 11, 2015
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boneration 

A penis that is in a state of erection
It is the man's obligation to put his boneration in a women's separation. This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
boneration by Cody (wdw_) December 19, 2003
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Boyritto 

When 2 gays are wrapped up in one poncho either because they are either both mexican or as poor as Mexicans.
Wow dude, why are you playing that boyritto game with the dude next door?
Boyritto by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

Boneritis 

A severe case of the boners.
Harley was ashamed to stand up in front of the audience due to his advanced boneritis.
Boneritis by Ninjasurfer July 21, 2007

Bonerito 

A sexual act where your penis is wrapped into a corn or flour tortilla and inserted into your partners accepting mouth. (Optional condiments include Truffle Butter and or ketchup.)
A bonerito is when your partner is in the mood for Mexican food and you just want to get off.
Bonerito by Bonerito March 29, 2015

baeritto 

A lover that you would like to wrap in your arms like a Burrito.
Well of course I'll hug you, you're my Baeritto, remember?
baeritto by JReds69 July 6, 2014

Boneristic 

The word that explains a girl that you see and immediatly get hard.
Damn! that French girl is hot!
Yah dude she's boneristic!
Boneristic by Ctothepatel November 4, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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