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boneritis 

A disease that causes boners very often, especially in public places. The boners often last for half an hour and come back repeatedly.
I had a boneritis attack right when I had to give a presentation in front of my class.
boneritis by dk? May 28, 2005

Boneritis 

A severe inflammation of the boner. Sometimes accompanied by a milky discharge.
The cause of his boneritis unknown, it was remedied by two prostitutes from Shanghai's Red Light District.
Boneritis by Einhorn N Finkle June 3, 2019

Sand Boneritis 

When ever you see, smell, touch or even hear sand you automatically get a raging boner.
Damn the other day I looked across the lake and saw a massive pile of sand that gave me a raging boner it must have been a really bad case if sand boneritis.

bonerific 

something that could easily give a guy a boner. this can be one person, or a group, or just a part of someone.
1. wow that girl is bonerific!

2. a party with those chicks would be bonerific!

3. wow look at that babe's ass. it's bonerific.
bonerific by bboytaiphoon March 4, 2011

boneration 

A penis that is in a state of erection
It is the man's obligation to put his boneration in a women's separation. This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
boneration by Cody (wdw_) December 19, 2003
A funny name for a horrible disease. That Guy’s only regret was not to find a cure for it.
“My only regret is that I have Boneitis!”
Boneitis by Lugs-o October 18, 2004
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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