22 definition by samuel adams

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when something is so amazing that u cum.
franki: that was incredible
joe: i just cummed my pants
franki: that was friggin cumtastic
by samuel adams January 27, 2005

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being involved with someone or liking someone supremely and then getting shut down bc the counter part wants to remain friends instead.
sam: i wish we could make this night more special...*wink wink*
brook: me too.....but i think that u should know...... i just like u as a friend....
sam: NO!! i was totally just love fucked!
by samuel adams March 15, 2005

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someone that likes to eat out butt hole and while in the action they ask there partner to fart *typically spray fart* in there face so that they can get off.
joey: u want me to fart in ur face!!! wow i had no idea u were a fart spackler!!!!!
monica: please even a small one!!!
by samuel adams February 08, 2005

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insult, to make offense; someone or something that dwells in a crotch inside a nest of pubic hair like a pheasant.
mike: u are a bitch!
julie: fuck u!!
mike: no thanx crotch pheasant!
peter: dam i cant get rid of this crotch pheasant!
by samuel adams February 04, 2005

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when u masturbate and u shoot a load the little drops of cream that get on ur pubic hair or on ur skin.
jr.: o shit now i have to clean of thsi whack spackle!!
eric: u are gay
dray: o yea well u are... whack spackle!!!
by samuel adams February 03, 2005

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getting such a hard bonner that it takes a long cold shower or imediate whacking to get it to go away.
jeff: man it inst leaving i think i am getting light headed
chris: dude u better do something or it will become boneragmatic
jeff: o shit i dont want that!
by samuel adams January 31, 2005

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something u like so much that a slight mention of said thing and u get a raging roaring boner and then blue balls.
jack: i love music so much... omg i just got so hard!!! shit!!! my nuts!!!
cory: dude that isnt cool....
by samuel adams January 28, 2005

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