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Bontrager 

Used to describe a person that has an obsessive fetish for smiley faces, and things of the yellow color. A bontrager person is also know to talk with a lisp.
Lets see a hypothetical example:

Guy: Whoa, i count 264 smiley faces in this room, why so many?

Bontrager: Oh sssilly, they dethscribe my perthsonality
Bontrager by USSR-CCCP January 21, 2009
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Bontrager 

A bike company owned by keith Bontrager , well known for their mountain bikes.
" that bontrager bike was cool as fuck man"
Bontrager by Bonemasonary January 30, 2018

elijah bontrager 

Elijah bontrager is the hottest man there is. he is sweet kind-hearted and such a catch. If you get the chance get you a elijah. He wouldn't know love if it hit him in the face. He's got brown eyes black hair and is tall at shit. He's perfect. Love jessie staten.
You need a elijah bontrager in your life.
elijah bontrager by Elijah and jessie December 29, 2022

Bantraversial 

banter that is a bit edgy, provokes discussion over whether or not the recently spoken banter is acceptable
person 1: woah chill out lad, that was a bit bantraversial!

person 2: it seemed fine to me...
Bantraversial by sjones96 November 14, 2011

Boatager 

A person or people that regularly visits their boats ‘in marina’ and essentially are using this space as a floating cottage. They rarely actually pass the ‘pump out station’ and venture into the ‘big waters’
What is up with ‘Rain Man”? He just comes and sits on his boat and ‘goes nowhere’. We need need more boatagers like him to support the marina. Even during the summer solstice, he never ventured into the TO islands to enjoy the amazing sunset.
Boatager by intothefray June 20, 2022
A bum.
Worthless piece of shit.
who does nothing but get high and complain.
they have no money and wont do shit.
There care free
"He a bum and be hatin, fuck this shit, it so fustratin, aint how i roll, that on datons, he so mad, dem hoes im matingmate

-Anti Bonager
Bonager by Anitbonager April 16, 2007
When you think you see a hot girl far away, but as you get closer you realize she is not hot at all. It's like a mirage for your boner.
John: Oh man that girl looks so hot... I'm about to pop a huge boner..

two minutes pass and they get closer.

Bob: Ew, dude, she's actually really ugly.. Bonerage..
Bonerage by LucasAT February 4, 2006
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