Definitions by USSR-CCCP

Bontrager 

Used to describe a person that has an obsessive fetish for smiley faces, and things of the yellow color. A bontrager person is also know to talk with a lisp.

Lets see a hypothetical example:

Guy: Whoa, i count 264 smiley faces in this room, why so many?

Bontrager: Oh sssilly, they dethscribe my perthsonality

Bontrager by USSR-CCCP January 21, 2009