Boehner
The uncircumcised patient pulled back his foreskin, revealing a mother lode of sticky, smelly Boehner.
Boehner by Illegitimate President Trump January 6, 2011
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John Boehner
The current minority leader of the US House of Representatives. AKA Mr. No. Any concept promoted by the opposition party, regardless of potential merit, is consistently deemed by Boehner as a non-starter. Regardless of the initiative, Boehner's alternate solution is always "tax cut". His apparent contributions regarding any useful initiatives within government are obscure or non-existent to date. Unless taking up space, breathing, and saying "no" qualify as a useful contributions...he may be at least holding his own.
Hey John Boehner!!!! That poor bastard next to you is choking to death! Can't you give him some help! Sure! I'll give him a tax cut!
John Boehner by Ishke February 18, 2009
Related Words
Boehlerting • Boehner • behler • Boehnercare • boeler • boelermoment • beehler • boechler • boehmer • boehmler
John Boehner tears
Tears of self-aggrandizement derived from strong emotions on a specific issue, policy, situation, etc. Persons who engage in this act display a strained or overwrought pathos to others affected by the situation, and are traditionally self-centered. Similar to crocodile tears.
Man: (sobbing) So... are you breaking up with me? After all we've been through? After my success in chasing the American dream?
Woman: You are a pathetic soul. Don't you dare--fight back those John Boehner tears of yours and man up!
Woman: You are a pathetic soul. Don't you dare--fight back those John Boehner tears of yours and man up!
John Boehner tears by Dash McDasherton December 14, 2010
Pulled a Boehner
Sobbing in public at the drop of a hat. Derived from
House Majority leader John Boehner's frequent public
sobbing jags.
House Majority leader John Boehner's frequent public
sobbing jags.
Pulled a Boehner by I.M.Salmon January 14, 2011
Boehner
An erect penis. The term "boehner", also known as a synonym of "boner", was inspired by current Speaker of the US House of Representatives, Republican John Boehner. This has been partially attributed to Boehner's perpetual artificial tan, which is often likened to the hue of a blood-filled erect member. Boehner, like his fellow corporate-controlled Republican allies in Congress, seems determined to oppose and obstruct everything President Obama does. In order to show opposition to this unjust perpetual brinkmanship, a growing movement has advocated use of the term "boehner" in everyday conversation, arguing that Speaker Boehner is, quite literally, a "dick."
behler
A surname originating in Germany generally from the northern half. Thought to originate from the ancient Germanic tribe found near the river Behl.
A general term used to describe an innate coolness within ones self. This ability when mastered can be 'flexed' to affect a given outcome in a more awesome way.
A general term used to describe an innate coolness within ones self. This ability when mastered can be 'flexed' to affect a given outcome in a more awesome way.
I almost dropped the ball but then I flexed my behler and tipped it back to myself and scored the touchdown!
behler by Online guru February 6, 2010
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
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