Blurpin Share definition Flag Blurpin is the female version of the Blumpkin, in which a female sits on a toilet and recieves oral sex as she poops. Dude, I was blurpin my girlfriend when she was texting on the phone. Blurpin by Avery199 July 23, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Blurpin mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch