Blurpin

Blurpin is the female version of the Blumpkin, in which a female sits on a toilet and recieves oral sex as she poops.

Dude, I was blurpin my girlfriend when she was texting on the phone.

by Avery199 July 23, 2011

bluprincing

When retail customers give small presents to employees, because they appreciate their work and want to return the favor.

"Justin shopped at his local GameStop during the holidays and later showed his appreciation about their service by bluprincing the employees some pizza."

by Connect-Ad June 1, 2022

Burping the Orphan

The act of male masturbation.

Yeah, I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I haven't been laid in a month, so am just burping the orphan.

by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012

spurm burping blow pig

a dirty fat whore with aids who frolics around and plays with the balls while giving the bomb blow job and then burps up massive ammounts of spurm

Your a spurm burping blow pig I think you should hit weight watcchers and wipe the cum off your lip

by The All Mighty GOOBER October 28, 2010

burping the worm

To ejaculate, see masterbate

Mom:Hey, what'd you do after school today?

You: Oh, I was burping the worm.

by MichalekAdam11 January 25, 2005

Burpin' the Baby

Masturbation, jerking off or getting a handjob

I was at home the other night watching porn and burpin' the baby when my mother walked in on me; talk about embarasing!

by cobbnobbler August 14, 2008

Burping a tire

Riding your bike with tubeless tires and you blow a flat.

Brah! I was out gravel grinding and I burped a tire! Burping a tire caused me to separate my shoulder.... both of them

by Senior BroBrah November 10, 2018