Blurpin
Blurpin is the female version of the Blumpkin, in which a female sits on a toilet and recieves oral sex as she poops.
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bluprincing
When retail customers give small presents to employees, because they appreciate their work and want to return the favor.
"Justin shopped at his local GameStop during the holidays and later showed his appreciation about their service by bluprincing the employees some pizza."
bluprincing by Connect-Ad June 1, 2022
Burping the Orphan
Yeah, I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I haven't been laid in a month, so am just burping the orphan.
Burping the Orphan by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012
spurm burping blow pig
a dirty fat whore with aids who frolics around and plays with the balls while giving the bomb blow job and then burps up massive ammounts of spurm
spurm burping blow pig by The All Mighty GOOBER October 28, 2010
burping the worm
burping the worm by MichalekAdam11 January 25, 2005
Burpin' the Baby
I was at home the other night watching porn and burpin' the baby when my mother walked in on me; talk about embarasing!
Burpin' the Baby by cobbnobbler August 14, 2008
Burping a tire
Brah! I was out gravel grinding and I burped a tire! Burping a tire caused me to separate my shoulder.... both of them
Burping a tire by Senior BroBrah November 10, 2018
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026