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When we made up the word blurping, we were actually blurping but we didn't know it.
Blurping by blurpin genius December 28, 2010
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A vaginal blood clot during a menstrual cycle added with a bad fart asshole
pain.
She is blurping right now.
BLURPING by FRANCESCAVARFALLMEEVA September 7, 2022
That moment when you wake up, stand up, and a tidal wave of your fucking period blood gushes out of your vagina.
I blurping last night and woke up on the Japanese flag.
Blurping by caitasaurus95 June 20, 2011
Sticking your tongue out and blowing, making noise through vibrations of the tongue only or adding voice.
The little boy was very rude, he was blurping at the shopkeeper.
Blurping by Voicemoments July 30, 2018

blurping mud 

The act of wet farting with an especially low toned, bubble popping quality. Reminisent of geothermal mud pools, or molten lava, that expel gas through large surface bubbles.
Likely to leave uncomfortable 'reah splotch in undergarmets. Can be disastrous if one is freeballin'.

Possibly the root of the "brown noise."

I was trying to cut an SBD in the elevator, but ended up blurping mud in my shortpants!
blurping mud by dfiantone December 16, 2005

Burping the Orphan 

Yeah, I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I haven't been laid in a month, so am just burping the orphan.

spurm burping blow pig 

a dirty fat whore with aids who frolics around and plays with the balls while giving the bomb blow job and then burps up massive ammounts of spurm
Your a spurm burping blow pig I think you should hit weight watcchers and wipe the cum off your lip
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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