gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.

I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.

by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009

Goetch

The rarest first name for a human male.

I have a friend named Goetch. He is the only man alive with this first name.

by cobbnobbler February 04, 2010

Burpin' the Baby

Masturbation, jerking off or getting a handjob

I was at home the other night watching porn and burpin' the baby when my mother walked in on me; talk about embarasing!

by cobbnobbler August 14, 2008

shitguy

A guy who is a piece of shit

"Hey shitguy, stop being such a dick."

by cobbnobbler January 08, 2010

wop monkey

An insult similar to douchebag or prick that is usually used between friends in a joking manner.

"Whats up you god damn wop monkey."

by cobbnobbler December 28, 2009

cock pouch

The scrotum or nutsack

I tore my cock pouch climbing over the picket fence.

by cobbnobbler July 16, 2008

cum gutters

When a woman is constantly sucking cock she might have cum gutters installed under her chin to catch the heavy flow of semen.

Man 1-"I heard Claire had cum gutters put on yesterday!"

Man 2- It's true! She gives so much head she needs them to collect all the man yogurt!"

by cobbnobbler January 20, 2010