cobbnobbler's definitions

cock pouch

The scrotum or nutsack

I tore my cock pouch climbing over the picket fence.

by cobbnobbler July 16, 2008

dude grinding

A homosexual dance that involves men grinding on each other, either penis to penis or penis to ass.

Oh man, look at those two gay guys dude grinding over there. Get a room!

by cobbnobbler December 27, 2009

Sexecutioner

Possibly the most evil man of all time, he uses common sexual practices to kill.

You better watch out, or the Sexecutioner might face fuck you to death!

by cobbnobbler January 15, 2010

Goetch

The rarest first name for a human male.

I have a friend named Goetch. He is the only man alive with this first name.

by cobbnobbler February 4, 2010

wop monkey

An insult similar to douchebag or prick that is usually used between friends in a joking manner.

"Whats up you god damn wop monkey."

by cobbnobbler December 28, 2009

Burpin' the Baby

Masturbation, jerking off or getting a handjob

I was at home the other night watching porn and burpin' the baby when my mother walked in on me; talk about embarasing!

by cobbnobbler August 14, 2008

cum gutters

When a woman is constantly sucking cock she might have cum gutters installed under her chin to catch the heavy flow of semen.

Man 1-"I heard Claire had cum gutters put on yesterday!"

Man 2- It's true! She gives so much head she needs them to collect all the man yogurt!"

by cobbnobbler January 20, 2010