cum gutters

When a woman is constantly sucking cock she might have cum gutters installed under her chin to catch the heavy flow of semen.

Man 1-"I heard Claire had cum gutters put on yesterday!"

Man 2- It's true! She gives so much head she needs them to collect all the man yogurt!"

by cobbnobbler January 20, 2010

Sexecutioner

Possibly the most evil man of all time, he uses common sexual practices to kill.

You better watch out, or the Sexecutioner might face fuck you to death!

by cobbnobbler January 15, 2010

Burpin' the Baby

Masturbation, jerking off or getting a handjob

I was at home the other night watching porn and burpin' the baby when my mother walked in on me; talk about embarasing!

by cobbnobbler July 20, 2008

Goetch

The rarest first name for a human male.

I have a friend named Goetch. He is the only man alive with this first name.

by cobbnobbler February 04, 2010

shattered penis

A word used to describe how someone feels when extremely hung over.

"I drank so much last night, now I feel like a bag of shattered penises."

by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009

dude grinding

A homosexual dance that involves men grinding on each other, either penis to penis or penis to ass.

Oh man, look at those two gay guys dude grinding over there. Get a room!

by cobbnobbler December 27, 2009

gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.

I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.

by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009