Definitions by cobbnobbler

Goetch 

The rarest first name for a human male.

I have a friend named Goetch. He is the only man alive with this first name.

Goetch by cobbnobbler February 4, 2010

cum gutters 

When a woman is constantly sucking cock she might have cum gutters installed under her chin to catch the heavy flow of semen.

Man 1-"I heard Claire had cum gutters put on yesterday!"

Man 2- It's true! She gives so much head she needs them to collect all the man yogurt!"

cum gutters by cobbnobbler January 20, 2010

Sexecutioner 

Possibly the most evil man of all time, he uses common sexual practices to kill.

You better watch out, or the Sexecutioner might face fuck you to death!

Sexecutioner by cobbnobbler January 15, 2010

shitguy 

A guy who is a piece of shit

"Hey shitguy, stop being such a dick."

shitguy by cobbnobbler January 8, 2010

gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.

I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.

gerkin cock by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009

wop monkey 

An insult similar to douchebag or prick that is usually used between friends in a joking manner.

"Whats up you god damn wop monkey."

wop monkey by cobbnobbler December 28, 2009

shattered penis 

A word used to describe how someone feels when extremely hung over.

"I drank so much last night, now I feel like a bag of shattered penises."

shattered penis by cobbnobbler December 28, 2009