A person who moves to Colorado to live in the mountains. But, never goes. Then acts like they get out on social media.
Bro, do want to head up to the mountains today? No can’t? Why? Heading to Lodo. Hitting a few breweries, getting sushi and going to a concert. Whatever ya Frontrange’er.
Hitch hiking to get to the top of the mountain brah. Then ski down. Drink PBR and repeat. Vagrant. Most commonly done by a Colorado local who gets in the back of a New resident from Texas who has a pickup truck to use.
Person A:Hey bro, how was your shred day?
Person B: Sick brah, we did car laps on Loveland Pass.
Person A: Shaka Brah, I got a bro that sells used gear if you’re interested. He calls it the BroDeal instead of ProDeal.
Person B: sweet bro I’ll take the Blizzards and the paty!!
When a Front Range’er drives to a insanely popular trailhead. Walks a few miles, maybe. Takes photos for social media. Then goes home.
Coriiii, let’s go day camping today. Get some sweet photos with the kids!!
