This is similar to the Blumpkinonly far nastier. This is when a male blows another male while they are taking a shit in an out house located at a construction site. There a are few requirements here in that the person receiving the BJ must be a construction worker. The porta potty has to have been onsite for no less than three weeks. The ambient outside temperature
must be over 90 degrees and the outhouse has to have been heat soaked for upwards of 3 hours. There are a few more parts to this- This actually takes three - 2 dudes and one midget to pull off - While the blumpkman is taking place the midget climbs in behind the person taking a shit and stands next to area that generally houses the urinal and masterbstes to completion not only on the dude getting blown but also on the dude giving the bj.
The icing on the cake is the dude receiving the BJ will also smoke crack while all this is taking place.
must be over 90 degrees and the outhouse has to have been heat soaked for upwards of 3 hours. There are a few more parts to this- This actually takes three - 2 dudes and one midget to pull off - While the blumpkman is taking place the midget climbs in behind the person taking a shit and stands next to area that generally houses the urinal and masterbstes to completion not only on the dude getting blown but also on the dude giving the bj.
The icing on the cake is the dude receiving the BJ will also smoke crack while all this is taking place.
Dude, I had to take a crazy shit during my afternoon work break. Two dudes showed up and gave me a Blumpkman while I was in the outhouse. I am so relaxed now but I feel like I need to take a shower.
by Tom Outhouse February 24, 2020
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1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"
1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"
1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
2-"No, what?"
1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"
1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
by J-Bud72 May 2, 2011
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While receiving a Blumpkin the person giving the Blumpkin vomits. This action is like a volcano exploding, sending vomit running down your shaft and balls like liquid hot magma.
Yo, my girl was giving me a Blumpkin last night when she gagged on my meat and turned that Blumpkin into a Blumpkin Volcano!
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Get the surprise blumpkin mug.Whilst performing a blumpkin, the individual exercising fellatio wears a sombrero loaded with chips and queso dip allowing the receiving party to enjoy simultaneous south of the border pleasures.
Alternative; Blumpkin con Salsa
Alternative; Blumpkin con Salsa
While evacuating his bowels, Paco enjoyed the Blumpkin con Queso his girlfriend so selflessly provided.
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Get the blumpkin doll mug.Similar to a Blumpkin except there is no second party involved. The self serve consists of jerking off while taking a dump. The self serve happens much more regularly because you do not have convince a slore to blow you when taking a crap.
Mike muth was on the prowl for a blumpkin but wasn't coming up with a suitable candidate, therefore he had to resort to the classic self serve blumpkin.
by Baller26 May 21, 2008
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