Blumpkant
while receiving a blumpkin you catch a sudden case of severe constipation and cannot shit in turn you've received a blumpkant
Blumpkant by blumpkinboynov April 5, 2009
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blumpkant
blumpkant by captain penismilk December 20, 2009
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Blumpkin Pinata
The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!
1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"
1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"
1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
2-"No, what?"
1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"
1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
Blumpkin Pinata by J-Bud72 May 2, 2011
Blumpkin Volcano
While receiving a Blumpkin the person giving the Blumpkin vomits. This action is like a volcano exploding, sending vomit running down your shaft and balls like liquid hot magma.
Yo, my girl was giving me a Blumpkin last night when she gagged on my meat and turned that Blumpkin into a Blumpkin Volcano!
Blumpkin Volcano by Darth ZillaThe Bob November 7, 2017
surprise blumpkin
surprise blumpkin by a fatter December 17, 2010
Blumpkin con Queso
Whilst performing a blumpkin, the individual exercising fellatio wears a sombrero loaded with chips and queso dip allowing the receiving party to enjoy simultaneous south of the border pleasures.
Alternative; Blumpkin con Salsa
Alternative; Blumpkin con Salsa
While evacuating his bowels, Paco enjoyed the Blumpkin con Queso his girlfriend so selflessly provided.
Blumpkin con Queso by MasterBlaster666 November 5, 2013
blumpkin doll
blumpkin doll by Noel O’Gism December 24, 2020
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