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while receiving a blumpkin you catch a sudden case of severe constipation and cannot shit in turn you've received a blumpkant
i ate a giant bowl of cheesy nachos and couldnt shit so the broad gave me a blumpkant
by blumpkinboynov April 05, 2009
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Jun 6 Word of the Day
True of COVID-19 sufferers and of George Floyd. The key phrase at this moment in American history.
"I can't breathe, said Floyd as he was being suffocated. "I can't breathe" thought more than 100,000 victims as they were dying of Covid. "I can't breathe" chanted countless Americans in the streets, protesting enduring police brutality.
by Monkey's Dad June 01, 2020
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when you jack off while taking a shit because you don't have a girl to give you a blow job
did you get that blumpkin yesterday?

no my girl left so it was a blumpkant
by captain penismilk December 20, 2009
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