Blumpha
A twist on the classic "Blumpkin" technique, where oral sex is performed on someone sitting on the toilet doing a shart rather than taking a shit.
Blumpha by AlyssaSinacori November 7, 2023
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blumptastic
blump-kin (adj.)
The description of an action or event that is so incredible that it can only be accurately described or compared by the reception of a blow job while shitting.
word origin - "BLUMP" Old French Porn -, "KIN" - Middle English, Blump-kin Urban Dictionary
The description of an action or event that is so incredible that it can only be accurately described or compared by the reception of a blow job while shitting.
word origin - "BLUMP" Old French Porn -, "KIN" - Middle English, Blump-kin Urban Dictionary
blumptastic by Tim January 24, 2004
Related Words
Blumpha • Blumpaline • blumph • Blumpkant • blumptastic • Blumpabration • Blumpadactyl • Blumpalingus • Blumpa-loompah • blumpamotive
Blumpkant
while receiving a blumpkin you catch a sudden case of severe constipation and cannot shit in turn you've received a blumpkant
Blumpkant by blumpkinboynov April 5, 2009
blumpmaster
blumpmaster by blumpmaster3000 May 11, 2010
Blumpa-loompah
Man, I thought a blumpkin was great. Then I found a golden ticket and Mr. Wonka let me have a blumpa-loompah sample.
Blumpa-loompah by PurpleYoda July 2, 2012
Blumpatola
Scott enjoyed coming home from work, pulling a towel out of the hamper, and receiving a blumpatola from his partner.
Blumpatola by Blumpster September 3, 2009
blumptastic
blumptastic by jwn February 3, 2004
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