Blumpha

A twist on the classic "Blumpkin" technique, where oral sex is performed on someone sitting on the toilet doing a shart rather than taking a shit.

She gave him a blumpha while he sharted.

by AlyssaSinacori November 7, 2023

blumptastic

blump-kin (adj.)
The description of an action or event that is so incredible that it can only be accurately described or compared by the reception of a blow job while shitting.

word origin - "BLUMP" Old French Porn -, "KIN" - Middle English, Blump-kin Urban Dictionary

My last blumpkin was blumptastic.

by Tim January 24, 2004

Blumpkant

while receiving a blumpkin you catch a sudden case of severe constipation and cannot shit in turn you've received a blumpkant

i ate a giant bowl of cheesy nachos and couldnt shit so the broad gave me a blumpkant

by blumpkinboynov April 5, 2009

blumpmaster

One who has mastered the art of blumpkin giving

"this girl gave me the best blumpkin, she's like a blumpmaster"

by blumpmaster3000 May 11, 2010

Blumpa-loompah

A blumpkin performed by a midget.

Man, I thought a blumpkin was great. Then I found a golden ticket and Mr. Wonka let me have a blumpa-loompah sample.

by PurpleYoda July 2, 2012

Blumpatola

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a dump and wearing a towel around your head.

Scott enjoyed coming home from work, pulling a towel out of the hamper, and receiving a blumpatola from his partner.

by Blumpster September 3, 2009

blumptastic

The most accurate adjective to describe the feeling of relieving the bowels while receiving head.

That was blumptastic baby... now clean up.

by jwn February 3, 2004