3 definitions by blumpmaster3000

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An affectionate name for your boyfriend or girlfriend who you care about more than words can say.
by blumpmaster3000 May 19, 2010
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One who has mastered the art of blumpkin giving
"this girl gave me the best blumpkin, she's like a blumpmaster"
by blumpmaster3000 May 10, 2010
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1.To go down on one's lover with not enough grace time after they've passed a bowel movement.

2. A sneaky way to blumprape your partner.
Emma went down on James right after he dropped a deuce and unknowingly gave her first dryblump.
by blumpmaster3000 May 16, 2010
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