blumph

to recieve a BJ whilst dropping ass (taking a shit, doing a dump)

I'm needing a shit, do you fancy giving me a blumph?

by johny 86257 July 02, 2006

Blumphing

Blumphing (to blumph)

To recive oral sex while dropping the evil brown.

(getting head while shitting)

"hey dude, do you know what Blumphing is?"

"yeah, getting a blowjob while taking a shit!"

by Makeshiftfill June 28, 2006

Blumph

euphemism for fuck in all ways except for sexual, more than not replacing fuck when it is a violent or angry in nature

"what the blumph! why isn't it!
"i'm gonna blumph you up lil bro"

by amadeusjfeelz July 22, 2024