Blumpaline 

Taking a shit on a trampoline and simultaneously receiving oral sex.

Spencer had deep teeth marks on his penis from engaging in a blumpaline.

Blumpaline by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Blumpaline 

Taking a shit on a trampoline and simultaneously receiving oral sex.

Spencer had deep teeth marks on his penis from engaging in a blumpaline.

Blumpaline by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Blumpkinetics 

The study of the physics involved in giving and receiving blumpkins. This field includes such concepts as oral/anal viscosity and drag analysis, Navier-Stokes Fluid computations, and statistical fecal scattering modeling.

I just completed my Masters of Blumpkinetics at Brown University.

Blumpkinetics by Dr. Phys January 21, 2010

blumpkinesiology

the scientific study of the art of:
a. giving blumpkins
and
b. recieving blumpkins

Karl studied hard for eight years and he finaly got his license in blumpkinesiology. His next goal was to become a Bill Bellamysologist.

blumpkinesiology by the bombastic blumptastic May 1, 2003

blumpkinexting 

sexting + shexting = blumpkinexting

texting while taking a shit while getting head

you dumb fucker, i can't come over now, i was fucking blumpkinexting you so give me a god damn few minutes

blumpkinexting by righteous turd bro October 17, 2010

blumpkineer 

a practitioner of the "blumpkin," the act of fellating and pooping simultaneously.

She repeatedly frequented the famed blumpkineer.

blumpkineer by agathasausage June 26, 2009

blumpkinette 

The same as the traditional blumpkin, only difference being the recipient is a female

Paul loved Itzia so much he gave her a sweet blumpkinette.

blumpkinette by PaulBaby August 19, 2007