blummin 

Mild swear word similar to, but not as strong as, bloody.

It's blummin hot here, isn't it?

blummin by MadMcNab November 18, 2013

Blummin' 

So upset you can't even cry.

Vanessa: I'm blummin'. I woke up with hickeys all over my neck from Scott! So gross!!

Emily: Wow, I'd be blummin' too!.. Must've been some good champagne.

Blummin' by BigBrotha November 30, 2013

bumming my bone 

A sexual turn off.

"Geez Kim, you need to wax your moustache, it's bumming my bone"

bumming my bone by tree fingers January 9, 2014

Upper Dutch Blumkin 

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud

I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin

Upper Dutch Blumkin by karnakdave July 28, 2011

blammin jeans 

1) Worn out pants that you wear when you wouldn't mind if you had a wet scream while at the strip club.

2) Jeans you wear during the lap dance in case you scoop a ladle full of blam chowder in them.

Peter: "Is there touching at the club?"

Joe: "I-I-I don't know, Peter. Maybe."

Peter: "Okay, this is good, this is good. I'll be sure to pack my blammin jeans."

blammin jeans by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 7, 2019

blood bumming 

The perseverence of anal sex even when the reciprient is bleeding out...

Ted got caught blood bumming by his mum last night!

blood bumming by Us-Trap September 26, 2018

straight bummin' 

The act of bumming another man for non sexual reasons

Nick loves women but is not against a bit of straight bummin'

straight bummin' by Skrurk November 17, 2022