9 definitions by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie
1. a large penis that fires scroatmeal in successive blasts (see: Peter North)
2. a Tropical Smoothie menu item consisting of strawberries, banana, and choice of protein
2. a Tropical Smoothie menu item consisting of strawberries, banana, and choice of protein
She jerked my banana and rubbed my strawberries until my muscle blaster delivered her choice of protein.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 4, 2018
1) Worn out pants that you wear when you wouldn't mind if you had a wet scream while at the strip club.
2) Jeans you wear during the lap dance in case you scoop a ladle full of blam chowder in them.
2) Jeans you wear during the lap dance in case you scoop a ladle full of blam chowder in them.
Peter: "Is there touching at the club?"
Joe: "I-I-I don't know, Peter. Maybe."
Peter: "Okay, this is good, this is good. I'll be sure to pack my blammin jeans."
Joe: "I-I-I don't know, Peter. Maybe."
Peter: "Okay, this is good, this is good. I'll be sure to pack my blammin jeans."
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 7, 2019
The whaling sound you make after you prematurely bust during a lap dance and the stripper keeps grinding away on your sensitive and soggy crotch.
Dude, was everything OK in the champagne room? I think I heard you let out a wet scream that sounded like Robert Plant during a Led Zeppelin interlude.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 1, 2019
With a group of 4 of more, select the person with the largest ass to serve as the sandwich bun. Then, layer as many flaccid penises between the cheeks as will fit to create the loose meat sandwich. For flavor, drizzle the sandwich with secret sauce. Hint: The secret sauce is jizz.
Whenever I'm in Iowa, I like to indulge in a giant loose meat sandwich, preferably with secret sauce.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 4, 2018
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 4, 2018
when a man consumes various tropical fruits (mango, kiwi, etc) in a creative attempt to uniquely flavor his semen prior to ejaculating in one's mouth.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 1, 2014
1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.
2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.
2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.
Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 4, 2018