Blummin'

So upset you can't even cry.

Vanessa: I'm blummin'. I woke up with hickeys all over my neck from Scott! So gross!!

Emily: Wow, I'd be blummin' too!.. Must've been some good champagne.

by BigBrotha November 30, 2013

blummin

Mild swear word similar to, but not as strong as, bloody.

It's blummin hot here, isn't it?

by MadMcNab November 18, 2013

Upper Dutch Blumkin

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud

I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin

by karnakdave July 28, 2011

blammin jeans

1) Worn out pants that you wear when you wouldn't mind if you had a wet scream while at the strip club.

2) Jeans you wear during the lap dance in case you scoop a ladle full of blam chowder in them.

Peter: "Is there touching at the club?"

Joe: "I-I-I don't know, Peter. Maybe."

Peter: "Okay, this is good, this is good. I'll be sure to pack my blammin jeans."

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 7, 2019

straight bummin'

The act of bumming another man for non sexual reasons

Nick loves women but is not against a bit of straight bummin'

by Skrurk November 17, 2022

brummin'

engaging in coitus whilst one or more participant(s) dons a sweater vest

So the other day I was watching boohbah and trying to get work done for that tarlegard Boobacz, and my woman called me up and asked if I was up for some brummin' like e.e. cummings, I'd had my spinning cosmonaut for the week, so I agreed to some tender brumming.

by Awesum Inc. February 9, 2006

bummin it

Being incredibly lazy and choosing to wear sweats or pajamas for the day.

Girl 1: You look like a mess..
Girl 2: Yeah well I'm just bummin it today

by jpoops April 26, 2010