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Blumming

When you're at a child's party at a Long Island bowling all and inadvertently grab a cup of beer and spill it on your tits.
"Oh man what just happened? She's blumming all the beers."
by WhoMeNever March 31, 2015
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Blumming

Blumming is a slang term used for a dry orgasm by men suffering from retrograde ejaculation.
This condition causes the sperm to end up in the bladder, which is why the term of cumming, cum, becomes blumming or blum
Babe I’m blumming or I’m going to blum
by Jewpurman July 14, 2020
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Blumming

To screw up.
To screw someone in the ass
to screw someone over.
"Look at that guy, he's blumming Mike out of money for his kids"
"I wish Terri, Dennis,and Nick wouldnt have blummed me out of my Xbox 360"
by Mike T 26101 August 4, 2007
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Blumming

The act of sucking out a females ovaries through oral sex and then redistributing them into the woman's mouth with yours. Sometimes this occurs by force.
Curran: Hey, Deepti, you wanna get a good blumming?

Deepti: No thanks, I'm too much of a bitch for that.

Curran: Too bad.

*comences blumming*
by Asscabbage McGee July 23, 2013
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bumming my bone

"Geez Kim, you need to wax your moustache, it's bumming my bone"
by tree fingers January 9, 2014
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blood bumming

The perseverence of anal sex even when the reciprient is bleeding out...
Ted got caught blood bumming by his mum last night!
by Us-Trap September 26, 2018
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air bumming

The act practiced by squaddies in the presence of a camera & an unaware victim.

Victim is usually busy manning a phone or working on equipment, camera is filming said victim (either knowingly or non), victim is approached by the "air bummer", "air bummer" begins simulating sex motions without touching or alerting the victim that they are being "air bummed", hilarity ensues, victim humiliated, video is usually posted on the internet.

In extreme cases the "air bummer" will be joined by multiple wingmen and all will start bumming each other, sometimes forming a "bumming train".
Best air bumming examples are found on well known video websites.
by thegreendeath July 23, 2009
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