Urban Dictionary: Blumming

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When you're at a child's party at a Long Island bowling all and inadvertently grab a cup of beer and spill it on your tits.

"Oh man what just happened? She's blumming all the beers."

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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

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Blumming

Blumming is a slang term used for a dry orgasm by men suffering from retrograde ejaculation.
This condition causes the sperm to end up in the bladder, which is why the term of cumming, cum, becomes blumming or blum

Babe I’m blumming or I’m going to blum

by Jewpurman July 14, 2020

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Blumming

To screw up.
To screw someone in the ass
to screw someone over.

"Look at that guy, he's blumming Mike out of money for his kids"
"I wish Terri, Dennis,and Nick wouldnt have blummed me out of my Xbox 360"

by Mike T 26101 July 31, 2007

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Blumming

The act of sucking out a females ovaries through oral sex and then redistributing them into the woman's mouth with yours. Sometimes this occurs by force.

Curran: Hey, Deepti, you wanna get a good blumming?

Deepti: No thanks, I'm too much of a bitch for that.

Curran: Too bad.

*comences blumming*

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