Blumming
When you're at a child's party at a Long Island bowling all and inadvertently grab a cup of beer and spill it on your tits.
Blumming by WhoMeNever March 31, 2015
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Blumming • bumming • Blumping • blemming • Bumming It • blueming • Bluming • blummin • bumming off • Blamming
Blumming
"Look at that guy, he's blumming Mike out of money for his kids"
"I wish Terri, Dennis,and Nick wouldnt have blummed me out of my Xbox 360"
"I wish Terri, Dennis,and Nick wouldnt have blummed me out of my Xbox 360"
Blumming by Mike T 26101 August 4, 2007
Blumming
The act of sucking out a females ovaries through oral sex and then redistributing them into the woman's mouth with yours. Sometimes this occurs by force.
Curran: Hey, Deepti, you wanna get a good blumming?
Deepti: No thanks, I'm too much of a bitch for that.
Curran: Too bad.
*comences blumming*
Deepti: No thanks, I'm too much of a bitch for that.
Curran: Too bad.
*comences blumming*
Blumming by Asscabbage McGee July 23, 2013
bumming my bone
bumming my bone by tree fingers January 9, 2014
blood bumming
blood bumming by Us-Trap September 26, 2018
air bumming
The act practiced by squaddies in the presence of a camera & an unaware victim.
Victim is usually busy manning a phone or working on equipment, camera is filming said victim (either knowingly or non), victim is approached by the "air bummer", "air bummer" begins simulating sex motions without touching or alerting the victim that they are being "air bummed", hilarity ensues, victim humiliated, video is usually posted on the internet.
In extreme cases the "air bummer" will be joined by multiple wingmen and all will start bumming each other, sometimes forming a "bumming train".
Victim is usually busy manning a phone or working on equipment, camera is filming said victim (either knowingly or non), victim is approached by the "air bummer", "air bummer" begins simulating sex motions without touching or alerting the victim that they are being "air bummed", hilarity ensues, victim humiliated, video is usually posted on the internet.
In extreme cases the "air bummer" will be joined by multiple wingmen and all will start bumming each other, sometimes forming a "bumming train".
air bumming by thegreendeath July 23, 2009
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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