Bluffster 

A word describing a car that looks fast, but is slow. The opposite of a sleeper car.

“That car is a bluffster”

Bluffster by DefinitionKeeper5884 March 15, 2025

Blusterfuck 

A grumpy old man who can't be bothered with anything, has all his life been in a bad mood, and generally, has a dark cloud over his head.

You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.

Blusterfuck by Fed up September 8, 2018

Blumpster

A person who often gets blow-jobs on the toilet

Dane Derouin (Famous Hate Model) is a blumpster

Blumpster by 9289515257 May 16, 2011

bluffered 

Flabbergasted, being confused of one's statement

Halley: When I found out who A was on Pretty Little Liars, I was just bluffered.

Bunk 7: I know!!!

bluffered by 4eversproutie503 September 24, 2011

blumpster

a blumpkin in a dumpster

John took a poo while receiving fellatio in the dumpster, hence a blumpster

blumpster by Grady the gangsta November 15, 2005

Bluffering 

When a streaming internet video (i.e. p0rn) just refuses to finish buffering so you can actually watch it.

"Did you watch that video i sent you?" "I would but the stupid thing won't stop bluffering."

Bluffering by cabbagepants December 16, 2007

Bouffter 

A sign of affection from a feline, involving a soft head-butt

Awww, that kitty just gave me a bouffter

Bouffter by KittiUK October 2, 2006