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Blusterfuck 

A grumpy old man who can't be bothered with anything, has all his life been in a bad mood, and generally, has a dark cloud over his head.
You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.
Blusterfuck by Fed up September 8, 2018
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A person who often gets blow-jobs on the toilet
Dane Derouin (Famous Hate Model) is a blumpster
Blumpster by 9289515257 May 16, 2011

bluffered 

Halley: When I found out who A was on Pretty Little Liars, I was just bluffered.

Bunk 7: I know!!!
bluffered by 4eversproutie503 September 24, 2011
John took a poo while receiving fellatio in the dumpster, hence a blumpster
blumpster by Grady the gangsta November 15, 2005

Bluffering 

When a streaming internet video (i.e. p0rn) just refuses to finish buffering so you can actually watch it.
"Did you watch that video i sent you?" "I would but the stupid thing won't stop bluffering."
Bluffering by cabbagepants December 16, 2007

Bouffter 

A sign of affection from a feline, involving a soft head-butt
Awww, that kitty just gave me a bouffter
Bouffter by KittiUK October 2, 2006