Blusterfuck

A grumpy old man who can't be bothered with anything, has all his life been in a bad mood, and generally, has a dark cloud over his head.

You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.

by Fed up September 8, 2018

blusterfuck

verb: to be fucked by wind and/or other elements.

I was just outside in that ridiculous rain and windstorm. I was totally just blusterfucked

by Charlezfalcon October 30, 2010

blusterfuck

The act of being completely fucked over from all directions by the forces of nature, including but not limited to snow, wind, hail, meteors, or anything else that generally falls from the sky.

My car just got blown off the road by that blusterfuck of wind.

by Phenton Wandsnout January 26, 2014

Blusterfuck

A disaster caused by the reckless bluster of one person or a group supposedly in command of a situation.

« All the posturing and machonachos was proven empty by the blusterfuck that followed. |

by Fray Monkini July 5, 2009

Blusterfuck

A joining of the terms 'blogosphere' and 'clusterfuck', a blusterfuck is a fevered avalanche of blogosphere activity, usually in response to a big news story. As the number of stories multiply, bloggers increasingly engage in bluster and attempts to outdo each other in their analyses.

Wow, Microsoft's recent announcement has caused a total blusterfuck.

by Navneet Alang February 1, 2008

clusterfuck

South Sudan

South Sudan Civil War is a clusterfuck beyond belief.

by Comrade Dio July 30, 2020

clusterfuck

worse than sticking your dick in an anthill for the rest of your life

person 1: would you rather move to south sudan or have your dick stuck in an anthill for -
sam: *slathers on honey* dude that place is a clusterfuck

by itsmebeany April 5, 2021