Blubster

A difficult maneuver and the distant cousin of the "blumpkin", the "blubster" is when you're taking a deuce and having sex at the same time. a.k.a. the "in-and-out burger".

Dat trick breezo couldn't wait five minutes-- so I had to give her a blubster.

by Deez Nutzz March 7, 2007

Blusterfuck

A grumpy old man who can't be bothered with anything, has all his life been in a bad mood, and generally, has a dark cloud over his head.

You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.

by Fed up September 8, 2018

Bubster

A stylish baby or child.

Hey look at those hipsters with their Bubster.

I can't believe that Bubster's only 2 but so cool without even trying.

by urbananon1234 December 30, 2018

blusterfuck

verb: to be fucked by wind and/or other elements.

I was just outside in that ridiculous rain and windstorm. I was totally just blusterfucked

by Charlezfalcon October 30, 2010

blusterfuck

The act of being completely fucked over from all directions by the forces of nature, including but not limited to snow, wind, hail, meteors, or anything else that generally falls from the sky.

My car just got blown off the road by that blusterfuck of wind.

by Phenton Wandsnout January 26, 2014

Blustery Bean Bag

The art of farting directly and purposefully onto your partner’s balls during sex.

Rachel my darling, as it’s our anniversary I think I deserve a blustery bean bag this evening.

by Wise and experienced June 1, 2023

blustery

Windy. So windy in fact, that many hazards arise in 'blustery' conditions. Such hazards include windswept appearances, missing pieces of clothes from the washing lines and cold ears.
Used solely in the north so hardened grizzly northerners can talk about their constant struggle against the evils of blustery days.

A day in the north was very windy,.....
John: "By heck, it in't half blustery out there'
Harry: "Aye, blowin' a bastardin' gale"

by Jeffrey Douglas November 5, 2006