Bluffering

When a streaming internet video (i.e. p0rn) just refuses to finish buffering so you can actually watch it.

"Did you watch that video i sent you?" "I would but the stupid thing won't stop bluffering."

by cabbagepants December 16, 2007

outsult

When, in an attempt to insult someone based on something they just said, you accidentally compliment them.

Outsulting Someone -

Friend:"Pudding is great."

You (going for the insult): "You're great!!... oh crap!"

by cabbagepants December 16, 2007