outsult

When, in an attempt to insult someone based on something they just said, you accidentally compliment them.

Outsulting Someone -

Friend:"Pudding is great."

You (going for the insult): "You're great!!... oh crap!"

by cabbagepants November 17, 2007

Bluffering

When a streaming internet video (i.e. p0rn) just refuses to finish buffering so you can actually watch it.

"Did you watch that video i sent you?" "I would but the stupid thing won't stop bluffering."

by cabbagepants November 17, 2007