Blowflex 

When u get a miraculous blow job while using the infamous BOWFLEX

Mario: Holy shit, my guido cousin, I was workin' out the other day, and this sexy bitch named Pamela Anderson came and sucked my deek while i was using a bowflex.

Luigi: You mean a blowflex? MmMmMMMmMm...

Blowflex by Geraldothebaldo August 2, 2009

Bowflex Bill 

any short caucasian man with a large chin and an extremely full moustache (see the Pringles can label). This homosapien brags about his accomplishments on his Bowflex workout system. He can also be seen trying to take his fellow peers overtime slots to increase his already full bank account

a)Bowflex Bill had a spill, Bowflex Bill had a spill. Sexy Flexy, Sexy Flexy.

b)Bowflex Bill said he has a "hurry chest".

c)Bowflex Bills wife has "hurry narples", and he has to wear "gargles" when changing his battery.

Bowflex Bill by XdfX October 14, 2007

Bowflex 

A home gym. Has rods instead of weights. Power rods that is.

Jacob Hill owns a bowflex. He is strong.

Bowflex by HuffNumber9 April 5, 2004

bowflexmaster 

A really ripped guy that works out on the bowflex to the point of mastering it. His diet consists of cheeseburgers.

He has huge biceps, a niiiiiiice chest and a rock-hard six-pack.

Man 1: Holy shit! How is that guy so muscular?!
Man 2: I heard he uses the Bowflex PowerPro.
Man 1: Damn I gotta get me one of those!"

bowflexmaster by Weeeeeee! July 7, 2005

Browflex 

A term used for when a person clearly has a unibrow but thinks they look good with it, so instead of shaving it off, they keep it on in hopes that people will take a liking to it.

Tucker: Hey, have you seen the amount of times Dylan browflexes per day?
James: Yeah, crazy man.

Browflex by Mysterz February 22, 2019

The Bowflex 

A sexual maneuver named for its many moving parts as well as for the stamina and strength needed to sustain it. In a missionary position, grab the female partner's left shoulder with your left hand and slide your right arm under her ass. Pull her ass up off the bed so that you're on your elbow. Position yourself, and push your body off the ground on your tip-toes. As you pump downward, pull her body upward with your hand under her ass, and use your left hand to keep her from sliding away.

"I gave Maria the Bowflex for like an hour last night."

The Bowflex by Vizi April 2, 2008

bowflexing 

Code word for masturbating, to flex ones muscle. Often referred to by people on World of Warcraft.

brb gonna go bowflex, or I cant I'm bowflexing

bowflexing by bowflexmaster May 13, 2010