bowflexing

Code word for masturbating, to flex ones muscle. Often referred to by people on World of Warcraft.

brb gonna go bowflex, or I cant I'm bowflexing

by bowflexmaster May 13, 2010

Boflexing

When you wife gets caught cheating.

My wife was at this doctors house and she told me she was really buying his exercise machine for me for Father's Day. She was boflexing around on me.

by Screwed over September 3, 2013

Boofleing

The Art Of Going Up To A Randomer And Reading Off Of A Card "Hello, My Name Is Boofle.. Can I Come Home With You?".

Jamie Said To A Random Person "Hello, My Name Is Boofle.. Can I Come Home With You?" Stranger Replied "Yes." Jamie Just Tried Boofleing And Successfully 'Boofled'

by KynanKryptonite August 2, 2008

BRB bowflexin

You will be right back while you bowflex to show off you have a life outside of the internet and look good.

Person A: LOL U R PROLLY SkINNY OLD MAN

Person B: BRB BOWFLEXIN

by Monkeybeer June 30, 2008

BoogFlexing

BoogFlexing is the act of posting “operator shit” on your liberty oriented social medias, to share knowledge, or more commonly recognized as a means to gather clout.

Bro did you see *insert boog page here* post that training vid with the trap music, the static speed reload, with Nodz and a flannel on under a hawaiian PC? What a heap of BoogFlexing

by Patriots_Manifest September 16, 2020