Blotted 

to be under the influence of blotter acid.

Im so fucking blotted right now i just wanna go on a baby punching spree.

Blotted by JustCallMeKOBE December 22, 2009

Bloated Violin 

A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.

Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.

Bloated Violin by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012

blitted 

Intoxicated by or as if by a drug, such as cocaine or marijuana. Usually caused by smokin' a "wordfattie/word".

"Aiyyo son I ride around with my hooptie tinted to ride around blitted."
- Redman in "Smoke Buddha"

blitted by Neil Hooey October 18, 2003

blatted 

To be wasted, drunk, stoned etc.

Man that hip-hop was rad the other night but I got so blatted I had to go home early

blatted by robuttt October 12, 2006

blosted 

to be very high from smokeing large amounts of ganja.

asiel:did you see that boy mike?

zach:hell yea that boy blosted!!

toasted

blosted by yeyo gonzalez April 13, 2010

Bloated Queef 

It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.

After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!

Damn near gave me whiplash!

Bloated Queef by $hIti0T June 14, 2014

Bloated 

When you eat to much and your stomach gets big.

girl: I ate so much I am bloated

Bloated by xoxo gi May 30, 2019