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blarted on the job 

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise
"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"
blarted on the job by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015
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Get blasted! 

a rallying cry to consume large quantities of alcohol in the hopes of becoming shit-faced drunk and blowing chunks; most commonly used in Wisconsin
"Hey you knobs! Get blasted!!!!!"

blasted drunk wasted hammered pissed plastered blitzed tanked intoxicated shit-faced
Get blasted! by Splooge Machine November 10, 2010
To dish out that work on a gold platter.
To beat someone up.
To hit someone with a bat.
Yo bro you finna get batted if I don't get my money
Batted by Chris & Brian KHS March 15, 2014

Sepp Blattered 

To get unbelievably drunk. So drunk you make awful decisions, mostly for the benefit of yourself and no-one else causing utter turmoil to many people around you. You will become a complete and utter arsehole, talking about topics you have no knowledge or passion about.
Guy 1: "What you up to tomorrow night"
Guy 2: "Mate I'm getting Sepp Blattered... Christ I don't expect to see tomorrow"
Sepp Blattered by Todd28289 December 3, 2010

Flonger Blasted 

When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.
"I Flonger Blasted Suzie so hard last night."
"Oh yeah, I love getting Flonger Blasted."
Flonger Blasted by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015

sepp blatter 

a balding stupid dude who somehow managed to become the freaking president of FIFA. he don't know squat about football, and it is common knowledge that all he is interested in is making women footballers wear tighter shorts.
Bad dog! how dare u sepp blatter all over the patio! no dinner for u, bad dog.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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