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Chokeular

Medical terminology for describing a damaged penis. Meaning it may be have damaged via excessive choking of the chicken.
"According to the scars, his penis looked quite chokeular."
by $hIti0T June 6, 2015
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Meat Castle

The erect state of the human male penis.
My girlfriends sister rode my meat castle until I blew my goo!
by $hIti0T November 9, 2014
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Meat Envelope

A female who is extremely promiscuous and cheats on their husband.
Toni fucked so many people behind my back, I found out she was nothing more than a meat envelope at the end of the day.

She even fucked my grandmother!
by $hIti0T August 6, 2014
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Pussy Doors

The labia of the female vaginal anatomy.
I was lickin' Toni's pussy doors until some black stuff dripped out of her vagina.
That even damn near turned me gay.
by $hIti0T July 8, 2014
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Vaginal ATM

Every guy and girl has stuck stuff inside of, and made withdraws from Toni's vaginal ATM.

She also uses that pussy to make money too.
by $hIti0T July 5, 2014
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Poke Throughs

When ones finger pokes through some cheap toilet paper and you accidentally wipe one of your holes with your finger.
That toilet paper a McDonalds is terrible! I had so many poke throughs that I had more shit on my finger than on the toilet paper itself.
by $hIti0T July 5, 2014
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Vagitarian

A man who only has sex with females.
Ever since I discovered squirters, I'm a bigger vagitarian than ever now.
by $hIti0T July 5, 2014
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