I don't know what I said, but Bethany kicked me right in the meat eggs. It hurt so much I thought she broke my penis also.
by $hIti0T July 03, 2014
Jennifer walked up to me, stopped and put a clothes peg on my nipple and twisted it and then ran off.
The next day I got a "Pruple Nurple" from that.
The next day I got a "Pruple Nurple" from that.
by $hIti0T June 16, 2014
When ones finger pokes through some cheap toilet paper and you accidentally wipe one of your holes with your finger.
That toilet paper a McDonalds is terrible! I had so many poke throughs that I had more shit on my finger than on the toilet paper itself.
by $hIti0T July 05, 2014
A guy at the bar said he has sex this part time hooker the "squirts".
Found out the hooker he was talking about was my girl friend.
Found out the hooker he was talking about was my girl friend.
by $hIti0T July 04, 2014
It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.
After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!
Damn near gave me whiplash!
Damn near gave me whiplash!
by $hIti0T June 14, 2014
Every guy and girl has stuck stuff inside of, and made withdraws from Toni's vaginal ATM.
She also uses that pussy to make money too.
She also uses that pussy to make money too.
by $hIti0T July 05, 2014
by $hIti0T July 05, 2014