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Shitty Place

A place that is generally speaking, "shitty".
A shitty place is usually one or all of:
Drug Ridden.
Crime Ridden.
Decay ridden.
Corrupt government ridden.
Over ran by terrorists.
Over ran by zombies.
Radioactive.
Toxic.
Has A Bizarre Culture.
Trailer Parks.
"I have not been to Rexdale since I was a kid, damn shame that is such a shitty place now. The only businesses that are open are the local dope dealers."
by $hIti0T June 13, 2014
mugGet the Shitty Placemug.

Vaginal Violin

The act of having male on female sex.

(More so to the act of rubbing the penis along the vagina)
I played her vaginal violin last night with my wooden bow until she gushed like a raging river.
by $hIti0T June 26, 2014
mugGet the Vaginal Violinmug.

Titty Twister

To twist somebodies nipple using your fingers with force.

Or applying any device than can pinch a human's nipples that spins.
That shit idiot put a power drill chuck on his nipple and got the worst Titty Twister that the emergency room has ever seen. The doc said it will probably wind up to be a mangled up Purple Nurple now.
by $hIti0T June 16, 2014
mugGet the Titty Twistermug.

Bloated Queef

It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.
After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!

Damn near gave me whiplash!
by $hIti0T June 14, 2014
mugGet the Bloated Queefmug.

A Manual

To not masturbate with out some kind of high-tech jack-off machine, pocket pussy, fleshlight or any other improvised masturbatory devices.
Basically being masturbated a human with their hand other than your own hand.
Nicole was on the rag so she gave me a manual to satisfy my sexual urges.
by $hIti0T June 20, 2014
mugGet the A Manualmug.

Meat Envelope

A female who is extremely promiscuous and cheats on their husband.
Toni fucked so many people behind my back, I found out she was nothing more than a meat envelope at the end of the day.

She even fucked my grandmother!
by $hIti0T August 6, 2014
mugGet the Meat Envelopemug.

Shit Idiot Haven

A gathering place for people with a low IQ and personality disorders and/or addictions.
Trailer Parks are a shit idiot haven for drunks, potheads and total tools.
by $hIti0T July 3, 2014
mugGet the Shit Idiot Havenmug.

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