Definitions by $hIti0T

Chokeular

Medical terminology for describing a damaged penis. Meaning it may be have damaged via excessive choking of the chicken.

"According to the scars, his penis looked quite chokeular."

Chokeular by $hIti0T June 6, 2015

Meat Castle

The erect state of the human male penis.

My girlfriends sister rode my meat castle until I blew my goo!

Meat Castle by $hIti0T November 9, 2014

Meat Envelope 

A female who is extremely promiscuous and cheats on their husband.

Toni fucked so many people behind my back, I found out she was nothing more than a meat envelope at the end of the day.

She even fucked my grandmother!

Meat Envelope by $hIti0T August 6, 2014

Pussy Doors 

The labia of the female vaginal anatomy.

I was lickin' Toni's pussy doors until some black stuff dripped out of her vagina.
That even damn near turned me gay.

Pussy Doors by $hIti0T July 8, 2014

Vaginal ATM 

A woman who is VERY promiscuous or a part time hooker.

Every guy and girl has stuck stuff inside of, and made withdraws from Toni's vaginal ATM.

She also uses that pussy to make money too.

Vaginal ATM by $hIti0T July 5, 2014

Poke Throughs 

When ones finger pokes through some cheap toilet paper and you accidentally wipe one of your holes with your finger.

That toilet paper a McDonalds is terrible! I had so many poke throughs that I had more shit on my finger than on the toilet paper itself.

Poke Throughs by $hIti0T July 5, 2014

Vagitarian 

A man who only has sex with females.

Ever since I discovered squirters, I'm a bigger vagitarian than ever now.

Vagitarian by $hIti0T July 5, 2014