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Someone with a blog who managed to get their blog posts published into a book. The rock bottom of the author totem pole.
Karen keeps telling people she's a published author, but she fails to mention she's just a blooker.
Blooker by Humungous Chungus June 18, 2020
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Should we buy Reed 2 Blookers for his bachelor party?
blooker by C. Dot July 28, 2007
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A hooker that performs sexual tasks for cocaine. Contrived of the two words, blow and hooker, the word blooker was born.
He hired a blooker and she left with a little something special.
blooker by euphomism October 15, 2008

Badlands Booker 

Badlands Booker is a professional eater, and chugger. He also produces beats, and hip hop. He is also the man behind badlands chugs on youtube. He is a boss.
Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Its Badlands Booker *clicks on his video*

Badlands Booker: Yes Sir! Badlands Chugs is back! and brought to you by....the badlands booker headphones...
Badlands Booker by badlandsbookerfan December 18, 2013

Blocker Bait

Blocker Bait is the friend you call to keep the Cock Blocker busy while you try to get laid.
"Can my fat cousin CeCe come with us tonight? She bored."
Uh-oh. Better find some Blocker Bait.

Blocker Bait by Overdrive October 6, 2008

rate bloomer

Comes from Nex R’s song “Rate Bloomer”. This phrase refers to someone who was not liked or popular beforehand but is now the top dawg and is now someone that everybody likes and rates.
Suddenly, they all rate me, I’m a rate bloomer!”
A mix of a realist and an optimist the Bloomer stands opposite to his doomer counterpart. The Bloomer, just as the doomer, sees the world for what it really is: messy, hard, unforgiving, selfish etc. They don't live in a bubble but see the harsh reality of this world. However, where the boomer falls into pessimism or nihilism and refuses to do anything about the situation but await the end, the Bloomer has a positive outlook. He accepts the rules of the game and in it tries to make something of himself. He also sees the good sides of life, wants to live a happy life and be successful.
*during the corona crisis*
Doomer: "look at all these selfish people. They sit at each others throats, act like idiots, the economy plummets... Society is doomed."
Bloomer: "Yeah, I know that there are lot of dumb people out there, but there are a lot of smart people too! And look at all the solidarity! We'll get through this mate, we'll get back into the world and start rebuilding. It'll all be fine."
Bloomer by _TigerKing_ April 10, 2020
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