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Someone with a blog who managed to get their blog posts published into a book. The rock bottom of the author totem pole.
Karen keeps telling people she's a published author, but she fails to mention she's just a blooker.
Blooker by Humungous Chungus June 18, 2020
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Should we buy Reed 2 Blookers for his bachelor party?
blooker by C. Dot July 28, 2007
A hooker that performs sexual tasks for cocaine. Contrived of the two words, blow and hooker, the word blooker was born.
He hired a blooker and she left with a little something special.
blooker by euphomism October 15, 2008

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026