Blooditis

What you call your menstrual cycle when you don’t know what it is or you are calling out sick

Sorry boss! I won’t be in tomorrow. I have a terrible case of blooditis. It’s going to take some special packaging to remedy this one.

Hey! Uh, looks like I got a case of blooditis. I can’t stop bleeding and it’s been 5 days. Better page the doc.

by Poet678 April 27, 2024

Blonditus

A non-official disease-

1. Being blonde and extremely stupid

2. Liking blondes so much that when you see one they cloud your judgement

1. The blonde girl came out of the bus with her boob hanging out. When the cop came by and told her to fix it and why she had it down she exclaimed "oh my god i forgot the baby". A classic case of Blonditus.

2. Yo dude I saw this blonde chick walking across the street and almost crashed my car! Man, my Blonditus is really affecting my judgement.

by yur mum rates me July 30, 2009

Bloodilingus

The act of performing oral sex on a woman during menstruation, especially without a tampon inserted.

1. Despite his religious beliefs as an Orthodox Jew, Mr Cohenstein indulged his guilty pleasure of bloodilingus with his wife every month.

2. Eyvindur the man-eater has been been able to successfully manage his cannibalistic sexual urges by establishing sexual relationships with menstruating women and performing prolonged and exuberant acts of bloodiligus until his bedroom looks like a murder scene.

by Professor Scrotenburger November 2, 2008

bloodthistle

Slang for Marijuana

Yo nigga let me hit you up for some of that bloodthistle

by Greg from d-block January 6, 2008

bloodies

The drinking reference to multiple bloody marys

The bloodies at our favorite bar are the BEST!

by OregonRules March 12, 2017

Broomitis

The act of becoming a broom to get out of a bad relationship.

Person 1: i'm not really a man, I'm a woman
Surprised spouse: You're a "wumun"?
Person 1: I'm not really a woman, I'm a horse
Surprised spouse: You're a horse?
Person 1: I'm not really a horse I'm a broom....
*Broom tips over*
Damn, that Broomitis is serious.

by Nykkee February 13, 2010

Bloodkiss

When a boy and girl cut their tongues and kiss passionately, exchanging blood.

Winnie- aye did I tell u what me and Roxanne did last night
Friend- na man what’d u do
Winnie- we bloodkissed, it was so sexy
Friend- oh man u and Roxanne are freaky, lucky barstard

by WinniesAfreak October 18, 2021