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Bloodilingus 

The act of performing oral sex on a woman during menstruation, especially without a tampon inserted.
1. Despite his religious beliefs as an Orthodox Jew, Mr Cohenstein indulged his guilty pleasure of bloodilingus with his wife every month.

2. Eyvindur the man-eater has been been able to successfully manage his cannibalistic sexual urges by establishing sexual relationships with menstruating women and performing prolonged and exuberant acts of bloodiligus until his bedroom looks like a murder scene.
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Bloodylingus

The act or practice of orally stimulating the female genitalia... while the female is experiencing her period.
Also Known As: "Earning your Red Wings".

Guy: "Dude.. what's all that red shit on your face?"
Dude: "What? Oh.. My girlfriend is on the rag, but I really owe her for blowing me for the ENTIRE Superbowl. So I had to bust out the bloodylingus."
Guy: "That's Fucking disgusting! I knew there was a reason that I'm single."
Bloodylingus by CbaLove46290 February 3, 2014
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Bloodlings 

An ancient type of inklings that almost got extinct by a great attack on the plains on their land Bloodrione and their allied kingdom Goldren by two dragons that destroyed their population and only less amount to 500 red innings left while the Goldring's holds their retreat with the Bloodlings hold their fort like the tough brutes they are.
Bloodlings live far in wide across the lands.

If you see a very rare red inkling that is already a bloodling.
Bloodlings by Setset19GM July 24, 2021
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026