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Bloodilingus 

The act of performing oral sex on a woman during menstruation, especially without a tampon inserted.
1. Despite his religious beliefs as an Orthodox Jew, Mr Cohenstein indulged his guilty pleasure of bloodilingus with his wife every month.

2. Eyvindur the man-eater has been been able to successfully manage his cannibalistic sexual urges by establishing sexual relationships with menstruating women and performing prolonged and exuberant acts of bloodiligus until his bedroom looks like a murder scene.
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Bloodylingus

The act or practice of orally stimulating the female genitalia... while the female is experiencing her period.
Also Known As: "Earning your Red Wings".

Guy: "Dude.. what's all that red shit on your face?"
Dude: "What? Oh.. My girlfriend is on the rag, but I really owe her for blowing me for the ENTIRE Superbowl. So I had to bust out the bloodylingus."
Guy: "That's Fucking disgusting! I knew there was a reason that I'm single."
Bloodylingus by CbaLove46290 February 3, 2014
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Bloodlings 

An ancient type of inklings that almost got extinct by a great attack on the plains on their land Bloodrione and their allied kingdom Goldren by two dragons that destroyed their population and only less amount to 500 red innings left while the Goldring's holds their retreat with the Bloodlings hold their fort like the tough brutes they are.
Bloodlings live far in wide across the lands.

If you see a very rare red inkling that is already a bloodling.
Bloodlings by Setset19GM July 24, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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